Never Give a Sucker an Even Break - Philosophical Reflection on Whiskey and Mortality
Receptionist: [talking on the phone]
You big hotty-dottie. You smoke vile cigars all day and drink whiskey half the night. Someday, you'll drown in a vat of whiskey.
Fields:
Drown in a vat of whiskey. Death where is thy sting?
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