Memorable Quotes from Caroline Williams
4 quotesDesire and Confidence in Self-Admiration
Loretta
Look at those tits! I wish I was a man so I could just screw myself right to the floor. And I dare you to feel that ass, Fazio. That's prime.
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A Weighty Conversation About the Past
Loretta
Why don't you hire me?
Fazio
Twenty years ago, Loretta, or should I say twenty pounds ago?
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Leprechaun Threatens Loretta in Confrontation Scene
Loretta
Who the hell are you?
The Leprechaun
I'm a leprechaun me lass, and I'm gonna make you pay.
Loretta
What do you want?
The Leprechaun
Your boobs are big. Your butt is small. But still you're in for quite a fall.
Loretta
What are you talking about?
The Leprechaun
Oh, well didn't you hear? Bigger is good, but jumbo is dear. I'll give ya boobs that'll come out to here.
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Conflict Between Mitch and Loretta
Mitch
Will you keep your voice down? One thing I can't stand is a fat broad with a big mouth.
Loretta
Who's callin fat, fat, Mr. Porker? You couldn't get a woman if your life depended on it.
Mitch
Oh yeah? I could have any broad that I want.
Loretta
Like that bubble-headed little bimbo Miss Tammy?
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