Catherine Zeta-JonesQuotes

Catherine Zeta-Jones
Birthday
September 25th, 1969
From
Swansea, West Glamorgan, Wales, UK
Actor

The Legend of Zorro - The Value of Pearls in Relationships

Zorro: Why are you still wearing his necklace?
Elena: I'm under cover! Besides, these are pearls. You never gave me pearls.
Zorro: I thought you didn't care about things like that.
Elena: I lied. Every woman loves pearls.
Zorro: Well, now you have them, *princess*.

The Legend of Zorro - Identity and Self-Understanding in Zorro

Elena: It's who we are.

The Legend of Zorro - Agreement on Separation

Elena: When I said we were never meant to be together... I mean it.
Zorro: Finally, we agree on something!

The Haunting - Suspicion Among Friends

Theo: Is this one of your sick jokes, Luke?
Luke: What? You really think I wrote that?
Theo: You found it; you could have.
Luke: How, with the 20-foot ladder I keep in my back pocket?

The Haunting - Exploring Purgatory and the Soul's Journey

Theo: [[Rodin] Isn't it based on the Gates of Hell, by ]?
Eleanor: Well, it's not just hell. You see the children, they're reaching up for heaven. But their souls are trapped in Purgatory. And these are the demons... who can hold onto your soul for as long as they want.
Theo: Did you study art?
Eleanor: No, I studied Purgatory. I was there once for 11 years. It's when your soul is caught between the living and the dead.

The Haunting - Study on Group Fear and Hysteria Explained

Dr. Marrow: Let me explain what's happening here. You're participating in a study on group fear and hysteria.
Luke: What? That's it, that's what this was all about?
Theo: You brought us here to scare us, is that it?
Dr. Marrow: Yes.
Luke: And you were just waiting for her to have a total nervous breakdown before you said it. I mean, what is your problem?

The Haunting - Meeting New Friends in an Unusual Place

Theo: Hi. Don't worry, I'm not an obsessive packer. It's just a cheap and exploitative way of making new friends. I'm Theo.
Eleanor: Eleanor. But everybody calls me Nell.
Theo: Well, "Everybody Calls Me Nell". Don't you love it here? It's like Charles Foster Kane meets the Munsters.

The Haunting - Fear of Sharing Personal Secrets

Eleanor: Have you ever kept something for yourself because you were afraid?
Theo: All the time.

The Haunting - Unconventional Experiences Beyond Commercial Offerings

Theo: [looking at the "Door Of Hell"; [Martha Stewart] You don't get this from the ] catalog.

The Haunting - Connection and Isolation in The Haunting

Theo: You feel cut off from the world, but the world has missed you. Happy tossing and turning.

Traffic - A Dire Call to Action

Helena Ayala: This may be your last chance to do this. Now get out of the car and shoot him in the head! Just shoot him!

Traffic - The Doll Represents More Than Just Innocence

Helena Ayala: Not in the doll. The doll is cocaine.

Traffic - A Wife's Right to Know Her Husband's Affairs

Helena Ayala: I'm on the board of my son's school, I have fundraisers for adult literacy at my own home. I think I have a right to know if my husband is a legitimate business man.

Chicago - Business Rivalry in the Entertainment Industry

Velma Kelly: (After Roxie turns down her idea of doing a double act together saying "It'll never work./'Cause I hate you!") There's only one business in the world where that's no problem at all.....(raises eyebrow and grins slyly...leads into Nowadays)

Chicago - Questioning Talent in a Competitive World

Velma Kelly: What's your talent; washing and drying?

Chicago - Frustration Overwhelms Velma Kelly

Velma Kelly: I just can't take it anymore! You can't go anywhere without hearing about that dumb tomato! (Mama sits up with her hair dyed like Roxie's) Oh, no, Mama, not you too.

Chicago - Self-Interest in Legal Advice

Velma Kelly: You wanted my advice, right? Well here it is. Don't forget Billy Flynn's number one client is... Billy Flynn.

Chicago - A Sister's Perspective on Men

Velma Kelly: (Singing) She'd say, "What's your sister like?" I'd say, "Men.

Chicago - Celebrating Life and Freedom Through Jazz

Velma Kelly: (Singing) No, I'm no one's wife, but oh, I love my life!! And all... that... Jazz!!!!

Chicago - The Legacy of a Dueling Duo

Velma Kelly: (Singing) My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop. My sister and I were headed straight for the top! My sister and I made a thou, a week at least- oh yea- but my sister is now unfortunately deceased. I know it's sad, of course, but a fact, is still a fact. And now all that remains, is the remains of a perfect, double, act!

Chicago - Boundaries in Relationships

Velma Kelly: Look honey, you want some advice? Well, here it is, direct from me to you. Keep your paws off my underwear, kay?

Chicago - Velma Kelly's Reflection on Cicero

Velma Kelly: (Smoking her cigarette and smoke puffs from her red lips) Cicero.

Chicago - Velma's Frustration Over Roxie's Actions

Velma Kelly: (Listening to a description of Roxie's trial on the radio) Oh, mama, she stole my garter...(grabs radio and shakes it) She stole my garters! First she steals my publicity, then she steals my lawyer, my trial date, and now she steals my goddamn garter!

Chicago - Celebrating Life and Jazz in the City

Velma Kelly: (Singing) Come on babe, why don't we paint the town? And all that jazz! I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down... And all that jazz! Start the car, I know a whoopie spot, where the gin is cold and the piano's hot! It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl, and all... that... jazz!

Chicago - Betrayal and Consequences in a Performance Act

Velma Kelly: My sister Veronica and I had this double act, and my husband Charlie traveled around with us. Now for the last number in our act, we did these twenty acrobatic tricks in a row. One, two, three, four, five, splits, spread-eagles, backflips, flip-flops, one right after the other. So this one night before the show, we're down at the Hotel Cicero; the three of us, boozin'... having a few laughs. And we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some. I come back... open the door... and there's Veronica and Charlie, doing number seventeen: the spread-eagle. Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out, I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later...when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead!