Memorable Quotes from Cathy Moriarty

17 quotes

Neighbors

Fantasies and Reality in Everyday Life

Ramona Now, I'm just going to go under the covers and take a little inventory.

Earl Keese You're really wonderful!

Ramona That's what I've been trying to tell you. Is it so hard having your fantasies come to life?

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Neighbors

Concerns About Shower Experiences

Ramona God, does it always shrivel up like that when you shower?

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White of the Eye

Life's Sudden and Unexpected Changes

Joan White It's like a fucking car accident. One minute you're cruising along. Next minute, you've got no legs.

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Neighbors

Misunderstanding Leads to Accusations Between Characters

Ramona He tried to pork me.

Earl Keese Pork you? What?

Ramona You know you did.

Earl Keese I swear, I never touched her.

Ramona Well, I wasn't born with your hand in my bush.

Earl Keese Enid... help me.

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Soapdish

Dramatic Revelations in a Soap Opera

Montana Moorehead WAIT! Wait! But I'm carrying his child!

[as Lori, Celeste, And Jeffrey kiss and make up]

Jeffrey Anderson I didn't sleep with her! Will somebody please believe me?!

Edmund Edwards This is what I meant. This is what I told them to do. This is soap opera!

[offstage, delighted]

Jeffrey Anderson Doctor!

Ariel Maloney A second opinion... this is Dr. Frans Blau of the sex change clinic in Bethesda, Maryland.

Rose Schwartz Thank you. Dr. Randall, after extensive investigation, I've come to the conclusion that it's virtually impossible for you to have impregnated your nurse, Montana Moorehead. Because before she came to our little clinic, she was... Milton Moorehead of Syosset, Long Island.

[German accent]

Rose Schwartz Hello.

[normal voice]

Montana Moorehead NO! NO! NO!

[shouts and runs off]

Edmund Edwards She's a boy!

[offstage]

David Barnes Yeah, well we knew that.

[starts gagging]

Edmund Edwards Are you okay?

David Barnes I'm fine. I'm just going to go congratulate the others.

[weak voice]

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Soapdish

Unexpected Reactions in a Heated Moment

Lori Craven MOTHER!

Lori Craven No, I can't let you do this!

Burton White She spoke?

[off stage]

Jeffrey Anderson She spoke!

Montana Moorehead Sudden speech, the last stages of brain fever! She can blow up any moment!

Lori Craven I can always speak! Mother...

Montana Moorehead She's MY mother!

Celeste Talbert MONTANA, SHUT UP!

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Neighbors

Misunderstandings About Appearance and Identity

Ramona I don't care about your weight or your false teeth.

Earl Keese I haven't got false teeth!

Ramona I'm sorry, I guess they just look false.

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Neighbors

Reflecting on Past Friendships

Ramona I was real friendly with a boy named Earl once - well, twice really.

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But I'm a Cheerleader

Perspective on Foreplay and Masculinity

Mary Brown Foreplay is for sissies! Real men go in, unload and pull out!

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Soapdish

Hat Dispute Among Friends

Lori Craven We need to talk. Look, I don't care WHAT Tawny Miller says. This hat makes me look like the GOD damned Tweety Bird. Do you mind?

[bursting into David's office; to Montana]

Montana Moorehead You, you're asking me to leave?

Lori Craven That's right. I'm asking you to leave.

Montana Moorehead David...

David Barnes Miss Moorehead, may Miss Craven and I have a moment alone, please?

Montana Moorehead No problem. I'm a professional. I do things professionally. I hate you! I hate you, you pig!

[storms out]

David Barnes She's got a lot of spirit.

Lori Craven She's a deranged bitch!

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But I'm a Cheerleader

A Wake-Up Call for Reckless Behavior

Mary Brown : Get out of bed! You hormonal hussy! I can't believe you did this!

[to Megan]

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But I'm a Cheerleader

Choosing Between Love and Conformity

Mary Brown It's your choice; you can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-dyke, or you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life.

[to Graham]

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The Gun in Betty Lou's Handbag

Connection Through Shared Interests

Alex You know my wife?

Reba Yeah.

Alex How do you know she like gone with the wind?

Reba She's a friend of mine.

Alex Jesus, she knows everybody. Where the hell was I?

Reba Well, sugar. I think that was a real good question.

Alex What do you mean?

Reba Where were you?

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Soapdish

Thanking the Cast Amidst Playful Insults

Celeste Talbert Ohhh, there's so many people to thank. First of all, my fabulous supporting cast, who gives a new meaning to the word "support"...

[accepting an award]

Ariel Maloney Bitch!

David Barnes Hag!

Montana Moorehead I hate her so much!

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White of the Eye

Marital Issues Discussed by Joan White

Joan White Ah, Caryanne? Er, listen. I've got a marital problem.

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But I'm a Cheerleader

Encouragement to Chug with Confidence

Mary Brown I have told you over and over again! No more sipping! Chug it, like a man! Go on, chug!

Casper

Confrontation Over Treasure Among Ghostly Characters

Casper Hey, that's my treasure!

Dibs Stay back! Keep away from me.

Kat Casper!

Dibs Don't come near me, you spiteful spook, or I'll knock you into the next world.

Kat Come on. Let's go.

Carrigan Ta-da! Hey, "poppin fresh," it's my turn in the oven! DIBS! Get this thing cooking, you blasted little worm, you!

Dibs Ah, Carrigan! How kind of you to drop in. You know, if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's always kick em when they're down. And baby, you're six feet under! Oh, what a shame! Sorry, sweetheart. We're through.

[grabs the vial]

Carrigan I am not gonna forget this, you ungrateful, lousy little worm, you!

[gasps]

Dibs You can haunt me all you want, but it's gonna be in a great big expensive house with lovely purple wallpaper, and great big green carpets, and a little dog called Carrigan... a bitch, just like you! I got the power! I got the treasure!

[chuckles]

Carrigan And you have a flight to catch!

Dibs Huh?

Carrigan Any other takers?

[turns to Kat and Casper, calmly]

Casper No. But aren't you forgetting something?

Carrigan What?

Casper Your unfinished business.

Carrigan My what?

Kat You know, unfinished business. All ghosts have unfinished business. That's why they don't cross over.

Carrigan Unfinished business? I have no unfinished business! I have my treasure, my mansion. I have everything. I'm just perfect! Wait! Wait! I lied! I have unfinished business! Lots of unfinished business! I'm not ready to cross over yet! WAIT! YOU TRICKED ME, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BRATS!

[laughs maniacally until a flash of light pierces through her as a sign that she is crossing over; as more flashes of light appear; screams and disappears]