The Jerk - Observations on Character Through Living Spaces
Navin R. Johnson: [in Patty the bike rider's trailer; holding Patty's helmet; Patty tosses it on the bed.; Patty throws Navin's corn dog aside and lies on the bed.]
What a great place! You know, you can tell so much about a person from the way they live. Just looking around here I can tell you're a genuinely dirty person. What do I do with this? Oh, you keep it there. Where's your garbage?
Patty Bernstein:
You know what I'd like to do?
Navin:
What?
Patty:
Guess your weight.
Navin:
Hey, that would be interesting for me. No one has tried to guess my weight! You see, I guess their weight so it's sort of a—
Patty:
Put your arms up.
Navin: [Patty gropes his buttocks]
This will give me a whole different perspective on this. Hey! You're really trying to be accurate! Is it getting hot in here? Wait a minute! What's happening to my "special purpose"?
Patty:
What's your special purpose?
Navin:
Well, when I was a kid my mom told me: there goes my special purpose! And someday I'd find out what that special purpose was!
Patty:
Today's the day!
Navin:
Hey, this is like a ride!
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