Cavan Kendall Quotes

Don I fucked Jackie. Fucked her. Ask her, she'll tell you. I fucked her.

Aitch Yeah, well I've fucked you now, haven't I?

Aitch Look, with this pill, they say you take it and that's it. Your hair don't grow, you don't go bald, it stays the same. You have your hair cut once, in whatever style you want, and it stays like that for the rest of your natural life. It's completely revolutionary.

Jackie What if you get fed up with your style, you berk?

Aitch Ahh... Well, that's where the antidote comes in. The whole process is reversible. You just take a different pill. Now, I'm not saying this is gonna happen next year but it will happen, it's definitely coming. Hairdressers are shitting themselves.

Jackie Shut up!

Aitch They did a test with three monkeys, right? Gave em all a Beatles-style haircut. They've been living with that cut for the past two years. And apparently, they're very happy with it.