Memorable Quotes from Cedric the Entertainer
4 quotesTact and Wealth in Unconventional Conversations
Gus Petch
You want tact, call a tactician! You want ass nailed, you call Gus Petch. Christ, you seem to be taking this pretty good. I have seen them come in here weeping like Baptists at a funeral, like they hired me to prove their husbands weren't fooling around.
Marylin Rexroth
Don't get me wrong Mr.....
Gus Petch
Petch. Gus Petch.
Marylin Rexroth
Whilst I don't find this terribly entertaining, I'm delighted you found this material. This will be my passport to wealth, independence and freedom.
Gus Petch
Sounds like to me, you gonna nail his ass.
[Amused]
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Gus Petch on Expertise and Directness
Gus Petch
You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you call Gus Petch.
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Humorous Commentary on Unusual Interests
Gus Petch
You didnt tell me they had a hard-on for anus africanus!
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A Determined Declaration of Intent
Gus Petch
I'm gonna nail your ass!
[repeated line]
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