Memorable Quotes from Celia Imrie
7 quotesTessa's Opinion on Cooper's Behavior
Tessa
Cooper, that trollop. That man would shag an open wound.
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Appreciating the Little Things in Life
Mrs. Quickly
Will you just look at them? Aww. The little, small things.
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A humorous take on marital usefulness
Tessa
Three cheers for my husband, as much use as a fart in a jam jar.
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Critique of Gender Roles in Parenting
Mrs. Quickly
Typical of a man, sending his little ones to do the dirty work.
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Assertion of Maternal Authority
Mrs. Quickly
I am your mother now. (she breaks Aggie's rattle)
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The Dilemma of Unstoppable Forces
H
Heck, I've got a question.
Tessa
Not now.
Heck
What's the question, H?
H
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Heck
I haven't got a bastard clue, I'm afraid.
[thinks for a few seconds]
Tessa
There you are, you see. Now we can let him get married in peace.
Luce
It never happens. If there's a thing that can't be stopped, it's not possible for there to be something else which can't be moved, and vice versa. They can't both exist. You see, it's a trick question is the answer.
[Catches H before Tessa can take her away completely]
H
Can she sit with me?
[as Tessa leads her to the church]
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Tessa's Frustration with Candles
Tessa
Will you fuck off with the fucking candles?
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