Imagine Me & You - The Dilemma of Unstoppable Forces
H:
Heck, I've got a question.
Tessa:
Not now.
Heck:
What's the question, H?
H:
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Heck: [thinks for a few seconds]
I haven't got a bastard clue, I'm afraid.
Tessa:
There you are, you see. Now we can let him get married in peace.
Luce: [Catches H before Tessa can take her away completely]
It never happens. If there's a thing that can't be stopped, it's not possible for there to be something else which can't be moved, and vice versa. They can't both exist. You see, it's a trick question is the answer.
H: [as Tessa leads her to the church]
Can she sit with me?
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Imagine Me & You - Tessa's Frustration with Candles
Tessa:
Will you fuck off with the fucking candles?
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Imagine Me & You - Tessa's Opinion on Cooper's Behavior
Tessa:
Cooper, that trollop. That man would shag an open wound.
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Imagine Me & You - A humorous take on marital usefulness
Tessa:
Three cheers for my husband, as much use as a fart in a jam jar.
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Nanny McPhee - Critique of Gender Roles in Parenting
Mrs. Quickly:
Typical of a man, sending his little ones to do the dirty work.
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Nanny McPhee - Assertion of Maternal Authority
Mrs. Quickly:
I am your mother now. (she breaks Aggie's rattle)
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Nanny McPhee - Appreciating the Little Things in Life
Mrs. Quickly:
Will you just look at them? Aww. The little, small things.
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