Memorable Quotes from Chad Bannon
1 quoteTensions Rise Among Unlikely Characters
Captain Spaulding
Mary fucking Moses! Ya all get the fuck outa here.
Killer Karl
Cool it Clowney. Keep your paws where I can see them.
Richard Wick
Yeah, d-don't move or I'll b-blast a hole the size of a k-Kansas City watermelon through your ugly-ass b-bozo face.
Captain Spaulding
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Killer Karl
Go grab that other asshole out of the shitter and drag his ass back in here.
Richard Wick
Right.
Captain Spaulding
You miserable motherfucker, I ought to leap over this counter and bash your fucking balls in.
Killer Karl
All right, Tippy, hand over the cash box and I might leave your brains inside your skull.
Captain Spaulding
Well, I'll tell you what, Ski King, why don't you just take your Mama home some chicken and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up in ya ass.
Killer Karl
I don't like chicken. And, I hate clowns. Put that shit down. PUT IT DOWN! fine That is it! I'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna hand over all the cash, or I'm gonna splater your grease paint mug all over from here to the state line! One.
Captain Spaulding
Fuck yo mama.
Killer Karl
Two.
Captain Spaulding
Fuck yo sister.
Richard Wick
What are we gonna do?
Stucky
Hey, I know you. You work down at the hardware store. right? Richard Wick right?
Richard Wick
Shut your trap.
Killer Karl
Quiet down both of you! Three.
Captain Spaulding
Fuck yo grandma.
Stucky
Hey I remember now all the guys make fun out of you. They call you Little Dick Wick.
Richard Wick
Shut up!
Stucky
Little Dick Wick played with his prick, don't his smell just make you sick?
Richard Wick
Stop singing I hate that song.
Killer Karl
Put your Fucking mask back on. fuck it!
Captain Spaulding
Most of all fuck you! Goddamn motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit.
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