Charles Durning Quotes

Moretti Hey, man, I'm sorry.

Sonny How'd that happen?

Moretti They got his girlfriend in there. You know the Spanish.

Sonny Who the fuck is that?!

Moretti I don't know. He-he's one of the Spanish kids.

Sonny Who's Maria?

Moretti They got her inside.

Kermit Hello?

Miss Piggy Kermie, help! I've been kidnapped!

Doc Hopper Yes, That's her. And this is Doc Hopper. Let me tell you something. Come outside of the hotel right now. My guys will be waiting for you.

Kermit But what if I don't?

Doc Hopper Then your pig friend will be ham-hocked for breakfast.

Miss Piggy No, Kermie! Don't, don't...

Kermit Um, aren't you the guys I'm supposed to meet?

John Clifford After the coroner's investigation the bodies were taken to the mortuary where the undertaker took one look at them and said their bodies couldn't be reconstructed for the burial without six days of steady work. Then he asked what had been the murder weapon, because looking at the mess in front of him he couldn't imagine what had been used. The coroner told him there had been no murder weapon. The killer had used only his hands.

Sonny Kiss me, man.

Moretti What?

Sonny Kiss me. When I'm being fucked, I like to get kissed a lot.

John Clifford Lets get something straight here, Doctor. I've been 33 years in the business of tracking people down and putting them away... spent almost a year alone on the case of Curt Duncan with the trial and the testimonies and the background investigations. Now, I didn't come here today to look in your God damn folders, in fact I probably wouldn't be here at all if you had done your job right.

Dr. Monk This is a hospital, Mr. Clifford, not a penitentiary. Everything appertaining to one of our patients is meticulously recorded in that patient's folder, whether you can make sense of it or not.