Beethoven - A Dog's Name is Irrelevant
George Newton:
This is ridiculous! It's a dog. He doesn't have preferences! You could call him Ding-Dong Head and he wouldn't know the difference.
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Beethoven - Struggling with Beethoven's lingering presence
George Newton:
No matter how many showers I take, I still smell Beethoven all over me.
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The Great Muppet Caper - Beauty Standards and Personal Preferences
Nicky Holiday:
Miss Piggy...You're a very different looking woman. I'm so tired of the same type, those tall thin creatures with the long legs, the aquiline noses, the teeth like pearls, soft skin...
Miss Piggy:
Yeah, well, I can see where that might make you sick to your stomach.
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