Meet Dave - Police Sergeant Assigns Task to Officers
Police Sergeant:
Knox, Dooley. Got a report on some kind of fireball or something like that over on Liberty Island? Check it out.
Dooley:
A fireball? Ho, we'll get right on it.
Knox:
Sarge, can't you get somebody else to handle it? Come on, we just pulled an all-nighter.
Police Sergeant: [sarcastically]
Aw. I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox. Tell you what, lie down in my office and I'll come by with your blankie and you can get yourself a nice nap.
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