Memorable Quotes from Charles S. Haas
1 quoteShortage of Shredded Wheat Causes Conflict
Store Clerk
Gentlemen, please!
[breaking up fight between Mr. Elroy and another customer over a box of Shredded Wheat]
Shredded Wheat Man
That's my Shredded Wheat!
[grabbing the box]
Mr. Elroy
Is there any more in back?
Store Clerk
There's no more Shredded Wheat in back. There's no more Shredded Wheat in the entire Keys, and one of you will have to go to the Atomic Destruction with no damn Shredded Wheat!
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