Matinee - Shortage of Shredded Wheat Causes Conflict
Store Clerk: [breaking up fight between Mr. Elroy and another customer over a box of Shredded Wheat]
Gentlemen, please!
Shredded Wheat Man: [grabbing the box]
That's my Shredded Wheat!
Mr. Elroy:
Is there any more in back?
Store Clerk:
There's no more Shredded Wheat in back. There's no more Shredded Wheat in the entire Keys, and one of you will have to go to the Atomic Destruction with no damn Shredded Wheat!
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