Charles Tyner Quotes

Fred Nice spread you have here, Mr. Vunk.

Lyman Vunk It took a lot of burgers to fill a Buster house like this, young man!

Lyman Vunk You play your cards right, and you could have everything that I have!

Fred Everything?

Lyman Vunk Everything!

Lyman Vunk You eat it, you buy it!

Lyman Vunk Put those cookies back...MOTHERFUCKER.

Lyman Vunk We reserve the right...to refuse service...to ASSHOLES like YOU.

Uncle Victor Well, what do you say, Harold? Ah, it's a great life. There's action, adventure, advising, and you'll get a chance to see the war first-hand. And there are plenty of slant-eyed girls. I'll make a man out of you, Harold. You'll travel the world, put on a uniform, and take on a man's job. You'll walk tall, with a glint in your eye and a spring in your step, and the knowledge in your heart that you are working for peace and are serving your country, just like Nathan Hale. Now, that's what this country needs - more Nathan Hales. And, Harold, I think I can see a little Nathan Hale in you.

Lyman Vunk Lots of bulls...in every bite.