Memorable Quotes from Charles Weldon
3 quotesHumorous Threats in a Comedic Context
Blade
He'll snot on ya, he'll fart on ya... He'll do anything he can to smash your brains out.
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The Dangers of Being a Rodeo Clown
Blade
The rodeo clown is the most DANGEROUS job, cause he gets CLOSEST to the BULL. He gets the BEST of the BULL! HOOK to the left! HOOK to the right! And if the bull rider's in trouble, he's gotta protect him, even if it means gettin his ribs pulled out, or bein freight-trained...
Harry Monroe
Freight-trained?
Blade
Run over, just like a freight train, only with a bull, it's worse, cause a freight train don't BACK UP and FINISH the JOB. Later on, I'll show you how to lie out on the stretcher when the ambulance comes.
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Finding the Secret Word
Blade
Now every bull has a secret word that makes him crazy, and sends him into his craziest ride, your job is to figure out that word.
Harry Monroe
Bull... uh... let's see. Uh... Rumpelstiltskin. Uh... Malt liquor... Come on, bull. Come on, bull. Uh... woof, woof! Uh... Hey, sexy... Hee-hee... shit! Oh, you motherfucker!
[whistles and makes kissing noises; makes clicking sound with tongue; Bull bellows and charges at Harry; running away from bull]
Blade
Congratulations, you found the word!
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