Memorable Quotes from Charlie Heath
8 quotesConfronting Fear and Intensity in Conflict
Cody
Sure, walk away! I understand. If hearing the actual sound of ]'s head being severed from her body is too intense for you, well then, you know, more power to ya.
[[w:Jayne Mansfield|Jayne Mansfield]
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Driving Rules in a Compromised State
Cody
You can't drive the tour.
Morty
Why not?
Cody
Because you're plastered!
Morty
What difference does that make? Now, never forget rule number one.
Cody
I know, never turn down a paying customer.
Morty
I may be a little loose, but I am not so far gone that I would turn away a packed hearse. Of course, there's always rule number two.
[''Drunkenly tries to exit the bathroom, but walks into a toilet'']
Cody
Which is?
Morty
Never kill a paying customer.
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Accusations and a Mysterious Leprechaun
Morty
They found this dead kid at Bridgette's, she's missing, everybody says you did it.
Cody
Me? That's crazy!
Morty
That's what I told the cops, now what the hell happened?
Cody
A leprechaun did it.
Morty
Maybe I should call the cops.
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Different Kisses Reveal True Identities
Bridget
How did you know it wasn't me you gave the coin to before?
Cody
He kisses differently than you.
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Skepticism Amid Supernatural Chaos
Morty
I probably should've kept you away from all this supernatural stuff.
Cody
He dropped a rack of pots on my head.
Morty
Oh, well now I'm convinced.
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The Financial Reality of Acting
Cody
You should've been an actor.
Morty
There's no money in it.
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Cody's Warning About Nosebleeds
Cody
Watch it, nosebleed!
[''Bumps into African-American Leprechaun when entering the men's room'']
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Unraveling the Mystery of Stella Lugosi
Cody
Oh by the way, that was the final resting place of ].
[''An angry woman chases Cody's tour bus away from her house''; [w:Bela Lugosi|Bela Lugosi]
Tourist
Then who the hell was that?
Cody
Um, his stepdaughter Stella Lugosi.
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