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Charlie Newmark Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Charlie Newmark

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Call for Discipline and Responsibility
Ralph The reason I'm calling this assembly is, too much people are screwing around when they should be working. I mean there's a bunch of things. Some kids don't even know when to use the bathroom.
Tony Yeah. There's this one kid, the other day he took a shit in his pants and then sat in it! I'm not naming names because it's possible, Mikey couldn't help it!
Piggy Everybody shut those goddamn mouths! Ralph's got the conch!
Ralph All I mean is we have to have more discipline, and more spearfishing. We've gotta have real food.
Rapper We should be hunting pigs.
[offscreen]
Ralph That's all I got to say. Anyone else want the conch?
Luke Some jerk-off stole my pocketknife.
Steve Yeah, things are disappearing all over.
Will What are we gonna do with thieves when we catch em?
Tony Shove their dick in the conch!
Sam Put a stick up their butt! Ram it in there!
Ralph Okay, okay! We can't have kids stealing and just running wild. We're gonna have to have stricter rules. And hand out demerits, I guess.
Roger Demerits?
Rapper Demerits for grand larceny?
Will Eat shit and die!
Jack YEAH!
[pumping a fist in the air]
Peter Sir? Are we ever going home?
[Ralph looks at him]
Ralph Of course we are. As soon as they see our signal.
Peter Jack says that we're never gonna be rescued.
Ralph No, you misunderstood him, that's not what he meant.
Jack That's exactly what I meant. There's eight million islands out here. Why should they find this one?
Ralph Don't listen to him. We will be rescued, Peter, honest.
[to Peter]
Tension Among Characters in Lord of the Flies
Jack Rodge, you okay, man? That was some jump.
Roger I got him. Right up his ass.
[feels the bump on his head]
Will, Sam, Eric, Pablo, Andy Up the ass!
Eric Get him, get him, get him!
Will Hey, come on, cut it out!
Ralph Stop it!
Will You dorks, it hurt!
Sam I know it hurt.
[giggles]