Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul - Microwave Pizza and Its Disguise
Rodrick Heffley: [he puts the pizza on a black box which is usually a safe which is locked up tight instead of a microwave]
I got us a microwave pizza. And they disguised it as a microwave.
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