Memorable Quotes from Chase Ellison
3 quotesLoose Teeth and Game Disappointments
Derek Thompson
Oh great...
[driving in his car when he sees Carly and her kids; gets out the car to see them]
Carly
Hey honey, how was your game?
Derek Thompson
Not good.
Tess
Derek, guess what? I have another loose tooth.
Derek Thompson
Good for you, honey.
Carly
What's the matter, hon?
Derek Thompson
Everything. Nothing, you know. Forget it.
Randy
Can we go practice now?
Derek Thompson
You know what, can we skip today's session. I just don't have it in me.
Randy
But the Talent Show's tomorrow night.
Derek Thompson
You will be fine.
Randy
I need at least one more run through it.
Derek Thompson
No, you don't, okay.
Randy
No, I do need it. I just need a little more practice. Just so I can get down.
Derek Thompson
Hey, hey, hey! It doesn't matter what you do in the Talent Show. You're never gonna be a famous rock star. You're just gonna be another kid with a guitar. So do yourself a favor and just give it up, okay?
[snaps; Randy stares, feeling hurt]
Carly
Derek, (please...)
Derek Thompson
Look, baby. I am sorry but it's for his own good. Trust me.
[with his dreams crushed, Randy tearfully smashes his guitar on the ground like a blue shell from Mario Kart. Carly gasps, Tess looks on in shock, while Randy gives one last tearful look at Derek, who looks guilty, before picking up his broken guitar and heading to the car]
Randy
Come on, Tess! (Tess, let's go!)
[sobbing]
Carly
What is wrong with you?!
[moans in disappointment over Derek's actions]
Derek Thompson
(Look.) I had a bad day.
Carly
You had a bad day?!
Derek Thompson
Yeah, I had a bad day, okay.
Carly
No, no. That is not okay! You are never gonna speak to my children again! We are done.
[Carly starts heading back to her car]
Derek Thompson
Carly.
Carly
You know what your problem is, Derek? You can't say what if. And you never will.
[sadly; Carly drives off, leaving Derek feeling awful about what he just did]
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Inconsistent Mythology in Tooth Fairy Claims
Derek Thompson
I'm the Tooth Fairy.
Randy
Thought you said you were a vampire. You got some inconsistent mythology.
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Unwanted Conversation Between Friends
Derek Thompson
Randy.
Randy
What are you doing here?
Derek Thompson
I have to talk to you.
Randy
Go away.
Derek Thompson
Listen. Those things I said yesterday, I was wrong.
Randy
I don't care.
Derek Thompson
You gotta keep playing guitar. You're really good. And nothing you love doing that much could ever be a waste of time. I am so sorry.
Randy
Even if I wanted to, I can't. I smashed my guitar, remember? Tonight is the Talent Show.
Derek Thompson
Hold on a second. Maybe this will help.
[makes a new guitar for Randy with his magic wand]
Randy
Whoa, it's awesome. How did you do that?
Derek Thompson
All-purpose magic generator.
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