The Paper Brigade - Importance of Timeliness in Community Service
Charlie:
Gus, you’re late again.
Gus:
Sorry.
Charlie:
Gus, we offer a vital service to this community. The paper is their main source of news and other information. From the weather to today’s headlines, even the astrological forecast, it’s up to us to deliver. And on time.
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The Paper Brigade - Unwanted Trivia and Morning Struggles
Charlie:
Morning, Gunther. Ready?
Gunther: [groggily]
The only thing I’m ready for is another four hours of sleep.
Fish:
Did you know there are people with this extremely rare condition called chronic cholecystitis. They don’t sleep for up to five years.
Gunther: [irritated]
Thank you, for that useless piece of trivia.
Fish:
No problem whatsoever.
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Casper - Facing Fears Among Friends
Nicky:
Ready?
Andreas:
You go first.
Nicky:
Why should I go first?
Andreas: [Nicky follows him under the fence]
You want everyone at school to think we're chicken? C'mon.
Andreas:
You see, there's nothing here.
Nicky:
Let's just take the picture and get out of here.
Andreas:
Well, fine, take the picture.
Nicky: [He pouts]
Hey, wait! I wanna be in the picture too, or no one believes I was here.
Andreas: [Feeling left out, he suddenly wants to leave]
Just shut up and take the picture!
Nicky:
No, you take it.
Andreas:
No, you!!!
Casper: [But before the boys can move, the camera slips out of Nicky's hand and floats]
Guys, guys, don't fight. I'll take the picture. Say cheese!
Boys:
A GHOST!!!!!!!!! Let's go!
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