Memorable Quotes from Chauncey Leopardi
3 quotesFacing Fears Among Friends
Nicky
Ready?
Andreas
You go first.
Nicky
Why should I go first?
Andreas
You want everyone at school to think we're chicken? C'mon.
[Nicky follows him under the fence]
Andreas
You see, there's nothing here.
Nicky
Let's just take the picture and get out of here.
Andreas
Well, fine, take the picture.
Nicky
Hey, wait! I wanna be in the picture too, or no one believes I was here.
[He pouts]
Andreas
Just shut up and take the picture!
[Feeling left out, he suddenly wants to leave]
Nicky
No, you take it.
Andreas
No, you!!!
Casper
Guys, guys, don't fight. I'll take the picture. Say cheese!
[But before the boys can move, the camera slips out of Nicky's hand and floats]
Boys
A GHOST!!!!!!!!! Let's go!
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Unwanted Trivia and Morning Struggles
Charlie
Morning, Gunther. Ready?
Gunther
The only thing I’m ready for is another four hours of sleep.
[groggily]
Fish
Did you know there are people with this extremely rare condition called chronic cholecystitis. They don’t sleep for up to five years.
Gunther
Thank you, for that useless piece of trivia.
[irritated]
Fish
No problem whatsoever.
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Importance of Timeliness in Community Service
Charlie
Gus, you’re late again.
Gus
Sorry.
Charlie
Gus, we offer a vital service to this community. The paper is their main source of news and other information. From the weather to today’s headlines, even the astrological forecast, it’s up to us to deliver. And on time.
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