Chazz Palminteri Quotes

Dave Kujan A rumor's not a rumor that doesn't die.

Connie Even in the old days, he was known as an honest crook.

Dr. Poole That's an oxymoron.

Connie Gee, you shouldn't ought to said that, Doc.

Snaps Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can.

Dave Kujan I'm smarter than you, and I'm going to find out what I want to know, and I'm going to get it from you whether you like it or not.

Sonny LoSpecchio ]? Is that what you're upset about? Mickey Mantle makes $100,000 a year. How much does your father make? You don't know? Well, see, if your father can't pay the rent, go ask Mickey Mantle and see what he tells you. Mickey Mantle don't care about you, so why should you care about him? Nobody cares.

Dave Kujan Convince me, and tell me every last detail.

Dave Kujan You know a dealer named Ruby Deemer, Verbal?

Verbal You know a religious guy named John Paul?

Joe You beat them, you take their money, you call them names to their faces... and they love you. I don't know how you do it. I never saw anything like it. Beating a man out of his money, that's easy. Anybody can do that. But beating a man out of his money and making him like it... that's an art. That's an art of a true hustler.

Joe How the fuck does that make you feel... to be in that position with all your money on the table?

Mike How much you got, Joe?

Joe What?

Mike Total. You put down 80 thousand like it didn't matter. That's a lot of money for somebody like you and him. I think it matters.

Joe What's the difference...

Mike I'm a millionaire! That's the difference. I lose 80 I get another 80. For me it doesn't matter. See, I think it's you... who's sweating this, the both of you.

Sonny LoSpecchio Come here!

Snaps Connie! Am-scray!

Connie Do I have to, boss? Every time I have, I fall behind.

Dave Kujan You get NO immunity from me, you piece of shit! Every criminal I've put in prison, every cop that owes me a favor, every creep and scumbag that walks the streets for a living will know the name of Verbal Kint. Now you talk to me, or that precious immunity they seem so fit to grant you won't be worth the paper the contract put out on your life is printed on!

Joe Yes, take that you motherless motherfuckers!

Verbal Can I have some coffee?

Dave Kujan In a little while.

Verbal I'm really thirsty. I used to get dehydrated as a kid. One time it got so bad my piss came out like snot. I'm not kidding, it was all thick and gooey...

Jeff Rabin I'll get you your fuckin coffee!

Dave Kujan First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer.