Memorable Quotes from Cheri Oteri
3 quotesGail Hailstorm Introduces a Shocking Crime Report
Gail Hailstorm
Hello, I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book "You're Dead, I'm Rich". A small college town is in shock after the unthinkable has happened. A brutal killing spree that left one teen dead... that's it! ... two teens dead and this small town shaken and stirred.
[reporting live while a student is in the background fooling around; pulls out a gun and shoots the student]
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Gail Hailstorm's Demanding Camera Instructions
Gail Hailstorm
Okay, chopzilla, listen up, This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home... And if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddamn camera, I'm gonna shove my foot up his fucking ass -
[holds up her thumb; holds up her middle finger; points at cameraman; camera clicks on]
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Unexpected Comments in a Classroom Setting
Women In Museum
The daddy polar bear was shot by hunter...just like your father!
Ms. Heller
I'm Ms. Heller the lunch lady...oh, damn! I mean your new teacher! ...Yeah!
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