Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd - Unexpected Comments in a Classroom Setting
Women In Museum:
The daddy polar bear was shot by hunter...just like your father!
Ms. Heller:
I'm Ms. Heller the lunch lady...oh, damn! I mean your new teacher! ...Yeah!
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Scary Movie - Gail Hailstorm Introduces a Shocking Crime Report
Gail Hailstorm: [reporting live while a student is in the background fooling around; pulls out a gun and shoots the student]
Hello, I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book "You're Dead, I'm Rich". A small college town is in shock after the unthinkable has happened. A brutal killing spree that left one teen dead... that's it! ... two teens dead and this small town shaken and stirred.
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Scary Movie - Gail Hailstorm's Demanding Camera Instructions
Gail Hailstorm: [holds up her thumb; holds up her middle finger; points at cameraman; camera clicks on]
Okay, chopzilla, listen up, This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home... And if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddamn camera, I'm gonna shove my foot up his fucking ass -
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