A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Poof's First Words Spark Mixed Reactions
Timmy:
Hey, I think Poof is trying to say something!
Cosmo and Wanda:
Finally! His first words!
Rico:
I got it. That hits the spot.
Wanda:
Uh... that's gonna take some getting used to.
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A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Skepticism About Timmy and Tootie's Relationship
Wanda:
Isn't this great, Cosmo? After all these years, Timmy and Tootie finally ended up together!
Cosmo:
I give them 2 weeks tops!
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A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - A Misunderstanding About Feeding Pets
Cosmo: [as he, Wanda, and Poof fade away]
Don't forget to feed the dog!
Wanda:
Cosmo, he doesn't have a dog!
Cosmo:
Well, if you get one, don't forget to feed it!
Timmy:
I'm gonna miss you guys forever!
Cosmo and Wanda:
Goodbye, Timmy!
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A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Timmy's Moment of Growth and Love
Magnate:
Any last words before I blast you out of existence?
Timmy:
Uh, yes. I should have done this a long time ago. It's time for me to grow up!
Poof:
Huh?
Timmy:
I love you, guys.
Cosmo and Wanda:
We love you too.
Magnate: [pushes his wish button and prepares to blast them]
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Time's up!
Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: [getting shocked]
Aaaaaaah!
Timmy: [embraces Tootie]
I love you, Tootie!
Poof:
Huh?
Cosmo: [as he, Wanda, and Poof begin to fade away]
What's happening?
Wanda: [looks at the Love Meter, which now displays "In Love" and is rapidly beeping]
Cosmo, he's saving us!
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A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Friends Unite to Rescue Tootie
Howie:
Check it out!
Katie:
They got Tootie!
Ravi:
And I got tooty-fruity with hot fudge. I mean, we have to help her!
Howie: [kids run]
Let's get Timmy.
Tootie:
You?
Magnate: [Magnate and bunny makes an evil laugh]
Ironic, isn't it? Someone who cares so much about helping this little creature got betrayed by a helplessing creature.
Wanda:
Magnate's got Tootie! Hooray!
Cosmo: [Poof stares at them angrily]
Yay!
Wanda:
Well, I mean it's good that she gets to ride in a limo, right?
Cosmo: [Poof stares at them more angry than before]
Yah. This means that we can always be with Timmy and things never have to change, right?
Wanda:
Poof's intense stare of guilt is right, Cosmo. Here we are wanting Poof to grow up and we're keeping Timmy from doing the same thing.
Cosmo: [Poof grins]
You're right, Wanda. We have to do what's best for Timmy!
Wanda: [Poof glides to Cosmo and Wanda]
Aww. I'm proud of us, Cosmo. And thanks for staring such sense into us, Poof. Let's tell Timmy and save Tootie!
Crocker: [He sucks Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof into a device]
Don't worry, little FAIRIES!
Cosmo, Wanda and Poof:
AHHHHH!
Crocker: [spazzes]
Thanks to my Atomic Fairy Incarcerator, I'll show Timmy Turner that I now have possession of his FAIRY... GODPARENTS!
Howie:
Timmy, are you ok?
Timmy:
What is it?
Howie:
Tootie got kidnapped by a bunny in Magnate's limo.
Ravi:
And there is no change. The ice cream came to exactly $20.
Timmy: [kids stare at each other confused]
Tootie's in trouble? Well, then I guess I wish she was right here back next to me. I wish she was right back here next to me. (What's going on?)
Katie:
I think something's wrong with Timmy's brain.
Timmy: [looks at backpack; the buttons CW&P were on read "HELP US, TIMMY!"; runs off]
Mangnate just doesn't have Tootie. He's got...
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A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Humans Discover Unpleasant Aspects of Being Human
Wanda:
Oh my gosh, we're humans! And look! I've got legs... that need to be shaved. Ewwww.
Cosmo:
Woo, and I've got underarm hair! I'm definitely not shaving that.
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A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Whimsical Suggestions for Fun Activities
Cosmo:
Hey, Timmy. Let's do something really, really fun!
Poof:
Pooh-pooh-poof!
Wanda:
Yeah! Super fun!
Cosmo: [Wanda and Poof look at him oddly; Wanda glares at him]
Like shave Crocker, turn your dad into a woman... ...Turn Wanda into a woman. I mean, you're the wind beneath my wings!
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A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Urgent Need to Protect Family Dynamics
Wanda:
Cosmo, we got to stop Tootie before she breaks up our family!
Cosmo: [Wanda glares at him]
For once, I agree with your shrill, commanding, and authoritative voice! I mean, I love you!
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A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Timmy's Birthday and Mysterious Illness
Wanda:
Timmy, what's the matter, sad that your birthday's over?
Timmy:
I think I need to go to the doctor. My stomach's all in knots, and my heart is racing.
Cosmo: [turns into a doctor; putting on a glove]
Dr. Cosmo in the hizzouse! Ahh, no fever. Time for a full exam!
Wanda:
You've been acting sick since you saw Tootie in the park yesterday.
Timmy:
Sick? No, I just have a cold or something. Still, she's so brave, so sure of herself.
Wanda: [looks at the Love Meter]
Oh, no! You're falling in love with Tootie! That means you're growing up and you'll lose us forever!
Timmy:
Uh-oh!
Cosmo:
It also means I don't get to use the glove, doesn't it?
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A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Timmy's Staring Causes a Comedic Reaction
Wanda:
Timmy's staring at that girl!
Cosmo: [makes a slushee appear in Timmy's hand; Timmy starts sipping the slushee and continues staring at Tootie]
I'll give him a slushee! See? It worked! Oh wait, he's still staring.
Tootie:
There's nothing wrong with the old Dimmsdale! And there's nothing wrong with the Dimmsdale Dogwood...
Timmy:
Nice move!
Tootie: [as she chains herself to the tree]
...The tree I grew up with and climbed in this very park!
Magnate:
Listen, Sister Suzie Saffron Wheat-Grassgulper, whatever your tree-hugging name is. You don't wanna mess around with Hugh J. Magnate Jr. So why don't you just toddle off to your yurt or wherever home is.
Tootie:
This is home. I was raised right here in Dimmsdale! And the name's not "Saffron Sippin Wheat-Grass Gurglin'" anything, it's Tootie!
Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda:
Tootie!?
Cosmo:
Here it comes again!
Magnate:
I suggest you move your conifer-kissing keister, missy.
Tootie:
Not gonna happen. Not if you're gonna knock down this tree.
Magnate:
Well, have it your way. Boys! Tear down this tree.
Timmy:
She is awesome!
Cosmo and Wanda:
Awesome?!
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A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Timmy's Loyalty to His Fairy Godparents
Cosmo:
We're so proud of you, Timmy!
Wanda:
We'll always be together.
Timmy:
You got that right! There's nothing in this world that I'd ever give you guys up for.
Cosmo:
Timmy, are you okay?!
Timmy:
Yeah.
Cosmo:
Good, then can we do it again? It was fun!
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A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Timmy's Last Birthday Celebration with Fairies
Timmy:
Yep, my birthdays just keep getting better every year, thanks to you guys!
Wanda:
Don't we always have the best time?
Cosmo:
I can't tell time!
Jorgen: [suddenly enters the room in a flash of lightning and a puff of smoke; gives Timmy a present]
Timmy Turner, this is the last birthday party you and your fairies will ever have together! By the way, happy birthday.
Timmy: [opening his present]
Da Rules?
Jorgen:
Yes! And look at this, right here! Page 14-38, paragraph 3, subsection D!
Timmy: [reading]
A godchild loses his fairies when he grows up..." Not me.
Cosmo and Wanda:
Yay!
Timmy:
...He leaves home..." Not me.
Cosmo and Wanda:
Yeah!
Timmy: [Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof gasp]
...Or experiences life's true magic - love.
Jorgen:
Well…?
Timmy:
Again, not me. The only girl I've ever kissed was Tootie, it was 13 years ago. It was forced upon me, and I did not enjoy it.
Cosmo:
Look out!
Timmy:
Anyway, she moved away and no one ever saw her again. So, love… not even an issue.
Wanda:
True! According to Timmy's Love Meter, he's not in love!
Jorgen:
This is not a game! The longer you keep Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof, the more you put them in danger of being exposed or captured!
Timmy:
Like I said, not an issue! Relax! Have some cake.
Jorgen: [disappears]
Keep your cake for the inevitable fairy-go-bye-bye party. I will find a way. I will make you grow up! I am Jorgen, the most powerful fairy ever!
Cosmo:
Can I have some cake?
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A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - A Sweet Birthday Surprise for Timmy
Wanda:
He's so cute when he sleeps!
Cosmo:
Our little angel!
Wanda:
Shh, don't wake him up!
Both:
Happy birthday, Timmy!
Timmy:
Wanda, Cosmo? What are you guys, crazy?
Wanda:
You're a grown man still wearing horsey pajamas and you're asking us if we're crazy?
Cosmo:
Crazy with excitement!
Cosmo & Wanda:
Happy 23rd Birthday, Timmy Turner!
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A Bad Moms Christmas - A Heartfelt Discussion on Cancer
Sandy:
I have cancer.
Kiki: [Sandy nods]
Cancer? Oh god, what kind of cancer?
Sandy:
Heart. Cancer.
Kiki:
Heart cancer?
Sandy:
Yeah. Stage twelve. Maybe you can find it in your non-cancerous heart to be nice to me before I die.
Kiki:
I'm so sorry mom, I had... I had no idea.
Sandy:
I know. I know.
Kiki:
Mom...
Sandy: [comforting Kiki]
Aw Kiks... Oh Kiki. No, no. Kiks? Okay I don't have cancer.
Kiki:
What?
Therapist:
I knew it.
Sandy:
But imagine if I did have cancer, how would you feel being so mean to your mother?
Kiki:
I'm not trying to be mean to you, mom, I'm trying to have an honest conversation about our relationship!
Sandy:
I have cancer again.
Kiki:
No, it doesn't work like that!
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A Bad Moms Christmas - Childhood Memories and Parental Relations
Sandy:
Ruth, did you enjoy growing up in Chicago?
Ruth:
No. My mother is a terrible woman.
Sandy:
Oh.
Ruth:
She once slapped me for wearing open-toed shoes on a sailboat.
Sandy:
Well, it was a different time then.
Ruth:
This was two months ago.
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