Chi McBrideQuotes

Chi McBride
Birthday
September 23rd, 1961
From
Chicago, Illinois, USA
Actor

Let's Go to Prison - Toilet-Made Merlot Offer in Prison

Barry: Would you like some Merlot? I make it in the toilet!

Let's Go to Prison - Unexpected Encounters in Unlikely Places

Barry: [''flirting''] Of all the bathroom stalls, in all the correction facilities in all the world, he walks into mine.
Nelson: [''extremely uncomfortable''] Haven't you heard the news, Barry?
Barry: The news? Oh, yeah. Barry finally pitches, Pisces catches, home team wins.

Let's Go to Prison - Barry's Confident Introduction to Wooing

Barry: Prepare to be woo-ed, by the master.

Undercover Brother - Dismissive Comment from the Chief

The Chief: If I wanted to hear something stupid, I'd have asked his skinny black ass!

Undercover Brother - Unexpected Reactions to a Surprising Situation

Sistah Girl: What the hell?
The Chief: What the hell?
Conspiracy Brother: What the f...

Undercover Brother - Cultural Takeover and Celebration of Identity

The Man: First our children hip-hop all over the suburbs, and now Boutwell might be president! They are taking over every aspect of our culture!
General Boutwell: I want you... to buy my new fried chicken.
Security Robot: Blackness confirmed. You got soul.
The Chief: This is a great day for black people of all races.

The Frighteners - Desire for Peace Over Chaos

Cyrus: You know if I wanted to get shot at everyday, I'd move my ass to Los Angeles!

I, Robot - Luck vs. Intelligence in Decision Making

Lt. John Bergin: [To Spooner] You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart.