Memorable Quotes from Chi McBride
8 quotesLuck vs. Intelligence in Decision Making
Lt. John Bergin
You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart.
[To Spooner]
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Desire for Peace Over Chaos
Cyrus
You know if I wanted to get shot at everyday, I'd move my ass to Los Angeles!
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Dismissive Comment from the Chief
The Chief
If I wanted to hear something stupid, I'd have asked his skinny black ass!
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Toilet-Made Merlot Offer in Prison
Barry
Would you like some Merlot? I make it in the toilet!
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Unexpected Reactions to a Surprising Situation
Sistah Girl
What the hell?
The Chief
What the hell?
Conspiracy Brother
What the f...
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Barry's Confident Introduction to Wooing
Barry
Prepare to be woo-ed, by the master.
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Cultural Takeover and Celebration of Identity
The Man
First our children hip-hop all over the suburbs, and now Boutwell might be president! They are taking over every aspect of our culture!
General Boutwell
I want you... to buy my new fried chicken.
Security Robot
Blackness confirmed. You got soul.
The Chief
This is a great day for black people of all races.
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Unexpected Encounters in Unlikely Places
Barry
Of all the bathroom stalls, in all the correction facilities in all the world, he walks into mine.
[''flirting'']
Nelson
Haven't you heard the news, Barry?
[''extremely uncomfortable'']
Barry
The news? Oh, yeah. Barry finally pitches, Pisces catches, home team wins.
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