Dave Chappelle Biography
David Khari Webber "Dave" Chappelle was born on August 24, 1973 in Washington, D.C. He is a comedian, screenwriter, television/film producer and actor. Chappelle began his film career in the film Robin Hood: Men in Tights in 1993 and continued to star in minor roles in the films The Nutty Professor, Con Air, and Blue Streak. His first lead role in a film was in Half Baked in 1998.
In 2003, he became widely known for his popular sketch comedy television series, Chappelle's Show, which ran until 2006. Comedy Central ranked him forty-third in its list of the 100 greatest stand-up comedians
Dave Chappelle Movies
Dave Chappelle TV Shows
Dave Chappelle Quotes
Changing Outfits in Robin Hood Parody
Ahchoo:
Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights!
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Fat Jokes and Stage Confrontation
Buddy Love: [walks onto the stage, still laughing hysterically]
Ok, fat jokes! You wanna do fat jokes? Alright! Your mother's so fat, the bitch needs Thomas Guide to find her asshole! Alright! Wait, wait, wait, your mother's so fat, after sex I roll over twice, and I'm still on the bitch! Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck! Reggie's mother's so fat, that the bitch gets her toenails painted at Earl Scheib! Earl Scheib! At Earl Scheib! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Reggie Warrington:
Hey, hey, get off the stage, man! You ain't in show business.
Buddy Love:
Reggie's mama is so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road! His mother is so fat, her belt size is Equator. Get it, equator. Let's give a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass, that brought us so much joy tonight. That's a big ass!
Reggie Warrington:
ENOUGH! SILENCE! I can't take this shit no more! Now you done talked about me enough, boy! I tried to be peaceful, but now it's time for Reggie to "Karatacize" your ass!
Buddy Love:
Whooooo!
Reggie Warrington:
Aw yeah.
Buddy Love:
Oh, Reggie! I've heard of "Dreadlocks", but "Shitlocks"?! That's not your hair! Take that pile of shit off your head, man! You’re craz- you just go too far with the comedy!
Reggie Warrington: [karate yells]
Come on! Come on!
Buddy Love:
What’s that?
Buddy Love:
What style is that?
Buddy Love:
Oh shit.
Buddy Love:
Well, come on with it.
Buddy Love: [to Carla Purdy]
Ladies and gentlemen, me and Reggie wanna send one out to a very special lady in the house tonight! Loving you, is easy ‘cause you're beautiful! Do-do-do-do-do! Reggie?
Buddy Love:
That was pretty! Ladies and gentlemen, Reggie has left the building! Thank you, and good night!
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