Undercover Brother - Unexpected Reactions to a Surprising Situation
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Undercover Brother - Exploring the Power of the Button
Conspiracy Brother:
Atomic core", eh? Let's see what this so-called button does.
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Undercover Brother - Conspiracy Brother's Unexpected Declaration
Conspiracy Brother:
Gimme a pillow case. I'm joinin the Klan!
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Undercover Brother - Humorous Expression of Surprise
Conspiracy Brother:
Oooh, right up the pooper!
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Undercover Brother - Notable Figures and Their Racial Identity
Conspiracy Brother:
Jesus Christ, black man. Babe Ruth, black man. Madonna... sleeps with black men.
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Undercover Brother - Distrust in Cultural Origins of Food
Conspiracy Brother: [[w:Colonel Sanders|Colonel]
I never trusted that ]. Slaves cooked that chicken! Ain't no white man know about no sixteen herbs and spices and giblets!
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Undercover Brother - Theft of Innovation in Technology Commentary
Conspiracy Brother:
The computer! Another idea stolen from the black man!
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Undercover Brother - Unexpected Encounter with Macy Gray
Conspiracy Brother:
Oh, shit! It's Macy Grey with pork chop sideburns!
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Undercover Brother - Conspiracy Brother Reacts to Gunshot Incident
Conspiracy Brother:
Hey, look out, black man, he's got a gun! (gunshot) I'm hit, but my vest caught it, bitch!
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Undercover Brother - The Complex Meaning of "Good
Conspiracy Brother:
Let me tell you something about the word "good", brother. "Good" is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word "Go-od" meaning "absence of colour", i.e. "It's all Good" which it is, or "Good Will Hunting", meaning, "I'm hunting niggers". So when you say "Good Morning" to me, what you're really saying is "I'm going to kill your black ass first thing in the morning"!
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200 Cigarettes - Hostility and Self-Reflection in a Cab
Disco Cabbie: [Ellie is riding with Disco Cabbie complaining about finding Kevin with Lucy]
Uh, I'm sensing a lot of hostility coming from the back seat.
Ellie:
Oh, really? That's very astute.
Disco Cabbie:
Well, that's not good for me, man. That kind of energy damages the plush interior of my cab, right? And you're blowing a $5.00 high, mama. You need to find yourself a man who's secure enough to appreciate you for the superior woman that you are. I like a strong woman.
Ellie:
Oh... yeah. Mm-hmm.
Disco Cabbie:
And you are a strong woman. If I was you, I would pull over with me and celebrate our strength together. What do you think about that, baby?
Ellie:
This corner's great. This corner's fantastic for me.
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200 Cigarettes - The Baddest in Show Business
Disco Cabbie: [[James Brown]
If you remember anything that I tell you, remember this: ] is the baddest motherfucker in show business.
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200 Cigarettes - Perceptions of Beauty and Gender Identity
Disco Cabbie:
One of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen in my life rolled up, and I'm not one to call women ugly, but I think this woman was, because she had a penis.
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200 Cigarettes - New Year's Eve Revelry and Chaos
Disco Cabbie:
Everybody's having fun out here. They drinking, they fighting, they pissing on the streets. It's New Year's Eve. They loving the ladies.
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights - Changing Outfits in Robin Hood Parody
Ahchoo:
Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights!
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The Nutty Professor - Fat Jokes and Stage Confrontation
Buddy Love: [walks onto the stage, still laughing hysterically]
Ok, fat jokes! You wanna do fat jokes? Alright! Your mother's so fat, the bitch needs Thomas Guide to find her asshole! Alright! Wait, wait, wait, your mother's so fat, after sex I roll over twice, and I'm still on the bitch! Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck! Reggie's mother's so fat, that the bitch gets her toenails painted at Earl Scheib! Earl Scheib! At Earl Scheib! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Reggie Warrington:
Hey, hey, get off the stage, man! You ain't in show business.
Buddy Love:
Reggie's mama is so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road! His mother is so fat, her belt size is Equator. Get it, equator. Let's give a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass, that brought us so much joy tonight. That's a big ass!
Reggie Warrington:
ENOUGH! SILENCE! I can't take this shit no more! Now you done talked about me enough, boy! I tried to be peaceful, but now it's time for Reggie to "Karatacize" your ass!
Buddy Love:
Whooooo!
Reggie Warrington:
Aw yeah.
Buddy Love:
Oh, Reggie! I've heard of "Dreadlocks", but "Shitlocks"?! That's not your hair! Take that pile of shit off your head, man! You’re craz- you just go too far with the comedy!
Reggie Warrington: [karate yells]
Come on! Come on!
Buddy Love:
What’s that?
Buddy Love:
What style is that?
Buddy Love:
Oh shit.
Buddy Love:
Well, come on with it.
Buddy Love: [to Carla Purdy]
Ladies and gentlemen, me and Reggie wanna send one out to a very special lady in the house tonight! Loving you, is easy ‘cause you're beautiful! Do-do-do-do-do! Reggie?
Buddy Love:
That was pretty! Ladies and gentlemen, Reggie has left the building! Thank you, and good night!
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The Nutty Professor - Humorous Banter Under the Full Moon
Reggie Warrington:
Whoo-whoo! It's a full moon tonight! I think I found where they hid Jimmy Hoffa!
Sherman Klump: [pretending to laugh]
Yeah! Yeah, that's a good one there.
Reggie Warrington:
Oh boy, you got more crack than Harlem! Boy's so fat, every time I turn around, it's his birthday! Boy, you gotta put a belt on with a boomerang!
Sherman Klump:
Okay, now, alright! That's it, got me!
Reggie Warrington: [crowd cheers; crowd cheers again; crowd roars with laughter]
Oh no. No, I ain't got you yet! Should I get him? SHOULD I GET HIM?! Oh, look at this, he with a woman too! Oh, no! Who's sucking whose titties over here?! Last time he got a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC! Extra Krispy! Every time he goes to Sea World, they tame him! He must be on that new diet, Slim Slow! He go outside with a red shirt on, all the kids in the neighborhood shout "Hey! Kool Aid!" Yeah, man! I bet I cut his fat ass open, he'll bleed chocolate milk! What would you do for a Klondike bar?! Now we know what's been eating Gilbert Grape, don't we?!
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