Memorable Quotes from Chin Han
1 quoteA Tense Encounter with Dark Humor
Lau
I already have. For obvious reasons, I couldn't wait for your permission. Rest assured, your money is safe.
The Joker
And I thought my jokes were bad!
[enters laughing sarcastically]
Gambol
Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
The Joker
How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-da! It's— it's gone! Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You ought to know. You bought it!
[sticks a pencil into the table, point first; slams Gambol's henchman's head down upon the pencil, penetrating his eye socket; Gambol rises in anger]
The Chechen
Sit. I want to hear proposition.
[Gambol sits down]
The Joker
Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your – did your balls drop off? Hmm? You see, a guy like me—
Gambol
A freak!
[mobsters chuckle]
The Joker
A guy like me— Look, listen. I know why you choose to have your little group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night: the Batman. See, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors, unfortunately. Dent? He's just the beginning. And as for, uh, the television's so-called "plan": Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him, and make him squeal! I know the squealers when I see them, and...
[annoyed; points at Lau, who turns off his camera]
The Chechen
What do you propose?
The Joker
It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
[the mobsters laugh]
Sal Maroni
If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
The Joker
If you're good at something, never do it for free.
The Chechen
How much you want?
The Joker
Uh, half.
[the mobsters laugh again]
Gambol
You're crazy.
The Joker
I'm not. No, I'm not! If we don't deal with this now, soon little, uh, Gambol here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
Gambol
Enough from the clown!
[slams the table]
The Joker
Ah-ta-ta-ta. Let's not blow this out of proportion.
[revealing hand grenades under his jacket]
Gambol
You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
The Joker
Yeah.
Gambol
I'm putting the word out. Five hundred grand for this clown dead. A million alive, so I can teach him some manners first.
The Joker
All right, so listen. Why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously? Here's my card.
[leaves Joker card on the table, backs out of the room]
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