Memorable Quotes from Chris Conrad
1 quoteExplosive Dialogue on Semtex and Detonation
Ned Trent
This is, uh... Shouldn't this be in the lock-up? I mean, I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. You guys are the experts. Maybe you don't need me. I mean, like what is this? This is... This is Semtex. Am I right? Plastique, correct? Plastic explosive. Am I right? You're the expert. This could blow up this whole area, and if this area goes... the whole building could go up. Am I right? I don't know. Maybe if I put this in here... What else do we have here? This is a plunger detonator, right? And that's a little mini-receiver. This looks like American circuitry to me. Call me a patriot, but American craftsmanship is the greatest. Watch. Here we go. Let's see. Perfect fit, first time, every time. Screw it on. One little twist. And, voila. A perfect receiver bomb. Which of course is absolutely worthless without a ... transmitter, but hey Twenty seconds, and we're hot. Okay, now deactivate it, you sanctimonious prick!
[smells; starts assembling a bomb; activates console; puts plunger detonator to bomb package offers bomb to officer]
Officer
Cut that shit Trent!
Ned
Oh yeah? Huh?
Officer
Okay, you made your point, all right?
Ned
Have I? Huh?
Officer
That's enough!
Ned
What do you mean that's enough? You think I give a sh*t if this whole fucking block goes up?! I don't! You've had enough. Is that what you're saying?
[tosses bomb at officer]
Officer
Yes, that's what I'm saying. Enough is enough! I can't do it.
Ned
Twelve.
[reads clock]
Officer
What the hell, are you crazy or something?
[gives detonator back to Trent, but the clock still ticks down]
Ned
I'm the craziest person you'll ever meet in your life. Six. Five. Four. Three.
Officer
Please!
Ned
Now, here's a tip you take care of the shit work. And leave the fox at the party to me. Okay? We on the same page? Ace?
[turns off bomb]
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