Cabin Boy - Naming the Place Wackyville
Nathanial Mayweather:
We should call this place Wackyville... because it's wacky!
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Cabin Boy - A Surprising Comparison of Family Dynamics
Nathanial Mayweather:
Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.
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Cabin Boy - Unrequited feelings and obsessive behavior
Nathanial Mayweather:
I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!
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There's Something About Mary - Unexpected Lessons from Awkward Situations
Dom Woganowski:
Here you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you.
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The Abyss - Unexpected Encounter with a Powerful Presence
USS Montana Captain:
60 knots, no wave lines; the Reds don't have anything that fast.
Bendix:
Oh no, look who's with them. It's Queen Bitch of the Universe.
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