Memorable Quotes from Chris Elliott
5 quotesUnrequited feelings and obsessive behavior
Nathanial Mayweather
I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!
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Unexpected Encounter with a Powerful Presence
USS Montana Captain
60 knots, no wave lines; the Reds don't have anything that fast.
Bendix
Oh no, look who's with them. It's Queen Bitch of the Universe.
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Unexpected Lessons from Awkward Situations
Dom Woganowski
Here you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you.
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Naming the Place Wackyville
Nathanial Mayweather
We should call this place Wackyville... because it's wacky!
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A Surprising Comparison of Family Dynamics
Nathanial Mayweather
Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.
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