Memorable Quotes from Chris Titone
1 quoteHumorous Banter Among Friends and Strangers
Lenny
You guys are losers!
Marcus
Don't worry it gets bigger!
[points to his penis]
Frat Boy
Oh, that poor old lady!
Marcus
Paralyzed, I'm paralyzed! Ooh, so much pain!
[surfaces, winded and whimpering]
Eric
MAMAAAAAAAA!
Marcus
I WAS INSIDE YOU!!
[snapping at Eric]
Kurt
I can't believe nobody's even scared of a black guy anymore! DAMN YOU, OBAMA!!
Andre
What the hell just happened?
Greg
I saw my dad's dick!
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