Grown Ups 2 - Humorous Banter Among Friends and Strangers
Lenny:
You guys are losers!
Marcus: [points to his penis]
Don't worry it gets bigger!
Frat Boy:
Oh, that poor old lady!
Marcus: [surfaces, winded and whimpering]
Paralyzed, I'm paralyzed! Ooh, so much pain!
Eric:
MAMAAAAAAAA!
Marcus: [snapping at Eric]
I WAS INSIDE YOU!!
Kurt:
I can't believe nobody's even scared of a black guy anymore! DAMN YOU, OBAMA!!
Andre:
What the hell just happened?
Greg:
I saw my dad's dick!
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