Chris Tucker Quotes

Friday

Consequences of Misunderstanding in the Neighborhood

Smokey Man, that fool just playin man. I ain't trippin'.

Craig Jones That's your problem. Ain't nobody playin but you. You walk up and down the street all day playin'. He ain't playin'! You think he playin bout his money?! Then you went and dragged me into this! He know where my mama stay, know where your mama stay. You say he had a gun when you seen him, right?

Smokey Yeah.

Craig Jones Well, name one person in the hood that play like that.

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Friday

A Casual Exchange Between Smokey and Big Worm

Smokey Damn!

Smokey What up, Big Worm?

Big Worm How much you got left?

Smokey Man, I got a lot.

Big Worm You still haven't sold that weed, Smokey?

Smokey Man, I'm trying to, Worm. Niggas are broke these days.

Big Worm I don't think you applying yourself, Smokey!

Smokey Huh?

Big Worm You smokin my shit?

Smokey Hell no! Fuck with your shit? Hell no!

Big Worm You smokin my shit?

[pulls a gun closer to him]

Smokey Now, why would I want to do shit like that?

Big Worm I'm gonna have to fuck you up, Smokey! Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions.

Smokey Worm! Now you the last nigga whose money I'd mess with. I steal from my mama before I mess with your shit, and you know this, man!

Big Worm We'll see.

[Drives off]

Smokey Florida Evans looking motherfucker.

[under his breath]

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Money Talks

Threatening Call About a Bomb

Franklin Hatchett (Talking on the phone) Hello? Yeah, it Mike Michke. Remember me? Yeah, you done fucked with me for the last time goddammit. There's ah bomb in tha building. That's right, THERE'S AH GODDAMN BOMB IN THA BUILDING!

James Russell (Wrestling the phone from Franklin) Fuck you, fuck you!

Franklin Hatchett THERE'S AH GODDAMN BOMB IN THE BUILDING AND IT'S FIXIN TO BLOW! YOU BETTER GET YO ASS OUT, RIGHT NOW!!!!

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Friday

A Bet Takes an Unexpected Turn

Smokey I won! Gimme my money!

Deebo You what?

Smokey I lost.

Deebo Roll the dice.

Red Deebo.

Deebo (hands his money for another player to hold on to) Hold my money. Watch.

Red Can I talk to you for a second?

Smokey Ohh, shit!

Red Pop's trippin', man. Move yo ass from my bike back. You know I wouldn't trip.

Deebo What bike?

Red The beach cruiser, the one I let you use a couple o weeks ago. The one I've been askin you about.

Deebo Ohh, that bike... Hey, I know that you wanted it back, homie. It's right here...

Red Let's just say it's both ours, down at my house and prove it.

Deebo Cool.

Smokey and friends Ohh, shit! (all laugh)

Deebo THAT'S MY BIKE, PUNK!

Smokey Goddamn! (laughs as he runs to the downed Red) You got knocked the fuck out! (laughs again)

Deebo OH, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS TOO, OLD MAN?! HUH?!

Red's dad No! (to Red) Get off yo ass an get in this car! Why, I dunno... why you come down here messing with these people. Hurry up!

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Rush Hour

Food Preferences in Rush Hour

Carter Damn Chen, some greasy shit? You aint got no better food like some chicken wings, some baby back-ribs, some fries or something?

Chen Chinese food! No soul food here!

Carter I ain't say nothing about no soul food. I said ain't you got some better food? I don't want that greasy shit. How you gonna sell a big box of grease?

Chen Fung geneo bunkwain.

Carter I'm a chilly what?

Chen I'm no punk bitch!

Carter I aint no punk bitch either!

Chen I'm no punk bitch!

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Rush Hour

Cultural Differences in Music Preferences

Chief Insp. Lee Beach Boys.

[hears Surfing USA]

Det. James Carter Oh, hell, no. You didn't just touch my goddamn radio.

Lee ] are great American music.

[[w:The Beach Boys|The Beach Boys]

Carter The Beach Boys'll get you a great ass-whoopin'. Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy. You can do that in China but you'll get your ass killed out here.

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Friday

Different Terms for the Same Thing

Pastor Clever Scuse me brother. What we call drugs at 74th street Baptist church, we call a sinny-sin-sin.

[upon seeing Smokey rolling a joint]

Smokey Well round here, between Normandine and the Western, we call this here a little twenty-twen-twen!

Craig Well..

Smokey Niggaaaa!

Pastor Clever Why don't you give me a bit for my cataracts?

Smokey You didn't put in on this, man.

Pastor Clever It's better to give than receive, my brother.

Craig Jones Look, look, she's bendin over!

[points across the street to Mrs. Parker]

Pastor Clever Lord have mercy! The Lord is my shepherd, He know what I want! Excuse me, brothers. (running across the street) Mrs. Parker! Mrs. Parker!

Smokey Told you. The weed be lettin you know, where evil lurks.

[he holds up a pack of marajuana]

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Rush Hour

Misunderstanding in a High-Stakes Situation

Cab Driver Don't move! Drop your guns.

[''Points a gun at Lee and Carter''; Lee and Carter put their hands up]

Carter Hey man look, ]

[[w:FBI|FBI?; ''Shows his badge'']

Lee Oh, um...I'm policeman! I'm just showing him how to take a gun from a suspect.

[''Carter is stunned at discovering Lee [[w:English language|speaks English]

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Rush Hour

Miscommunication Between Friends

Lee I am not responsible for your assumption.

Carter You full of shit, you understand me, you full of shit.

Lee Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.

Carter What the hell did you just say? "I let people talk, blah blah blah" so I'm the one full of shit?

[''Pause'']

Lee We both full of shit.

Carter You full of shit.

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Friday

Frustration Over Missing Ingredients

Craig Jones (frustrated) Damn.

Smokey What?

Craig Jones I ain't got no sugar.

Smokey You ain't got no sugar? Da-amn! Y'all ain't never got two things that match! Y'all got Kool-Aid, no sugar; peanut butter, no jelly; ham, no burger. Damn!

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Rush Hour

High-Stakes Kidnapping Negotiation

Sang The drop will be made tonight, 11:00pm. The amount will be $50,000,000.

Carter $50,000,000?! Who do you think you kidnapped, Chelsea Clinton?!

Sang ]. Nothing bigger than a 50.

[[w:United States dollar|In U.S. currency]

Carter All right. All right. Cool. Cool. Cool. $50,000,000. No prob. No prob.

Sang I want 20,000,000 in 50s...

Carter 20,000,000 in 50s.

[writes it down]

Sang 20,000,000 in 20s...

Carter 20,000,000 in 20s.

Sang And 10,000,000 in 10s.

Carter And 10,000,000 in 10s. You want any 5s with that?

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Friday

Betrayal Among Friends in a Tough Situation

Red Man, why y'all didn't help me?!

Smokey Man, I'm high.

Red Man, that's fucked up! If that were y'all, I woulda helped y'all.

Craig What bout the time he tried to choke me in Smoke's backyard?

Smokey Yeah?

Red Oh, that was different.

[thinks about it for a second]

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Friday

Unexpected Unemployment and Casual Greetings

Smokey Sup, man?

Craig Wassup.

Smokey Why ain't you at work?

Craig I got fired yesterday.

Smokey Fo real?! I thought you had the day off yesterday.

Craig I did. Went in there pick up my check. Came home. Supervisor called me about 4 o'clock. Talking about they got me on video tape stealing boxes.

Smokey The fuck you doin stealin boxes for? What, you trying to build a clubhouse? Man, I know you didn't go out like that.

Craig Hell, no, ain't got me on tape. But they said they did. Fired me on the spot. Talkin about pressin charges.

Smokey Goddamn! You've got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.

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Friday

Tension Over Broken Curtains and Threats

Smokey Break yourself, foo'!

[rips curtain]

Craig Look what you did to my curtain! You better watch whose window you be sneaking in before you get blasted on.

Smokey With what? You ain't got nothing, man!

Craig With this.

[pulls out a gun and sticks it in Smokey's face]

Smokey Man, where'd you get that from?

Craig Your mama.

Smokey Fuck you.

Craig Fuck you.

Smokey Come on outside, man, and stop playing.

Craig (laughs) gotta get dressed.

Smokey Hurry up.

Craig Don't tell me to hurry up.

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Rush Hour

Misunderstanding in Language and Culture

Lee ]"] What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Good God you all.

[''Singing "[[w: War (The Temptations song)#Edwin Starr version|War]

Carter It's not "you all" its "y'all".

Lee Yahl?

Carter Y'all!

Lee Yaal!

Carter Man you sound like a karate movie. Y'all!

Rush Hour

Long Flight and Unexpected Conversations

Carter Man, how long is this flight?

Lee Fifteen hours.

Carter Fifteen hours? What are we gonna do for fifteen hours?

Lee Huh! War! Uh! Good God "yaw.

[''Shrugs, then puts on headphones, and sings''; ''Carter turns in horror''; ''Sings'']

Carter Aw, hell no! Stewardess, get me another seat! Stewardess!

Friday

Confrontation Over Money and Principles

Smokey Yeah, I got your money. And I don't appreciate you sendin your punk-ass, busta-ass, Jheri curl-wearin ass friends to shoot at me and my homie. They'd like to got dealt with.

Big Worm First of all, don't be callin here like you some straight up "G", cause I'll cut your balls off and hand em to you, partner. I had to warn you too many times about my money, Smokey. You see, it's the principle of the whole thing. There's principalities in this.

Smokey Yeah, well...I got your money anyways. And you sell that shit yourself next time, cause I'm goin to rehab. I'm through with this shit. (hangs up, then lights up a joint and looks at the camera) I was just bullshittin'! And you know this, man!

Rush Hour

Miscommunication in a Chaotic Conversation

Carter Do you understand the words that are COMING OUTTA MY MOUTH?!?!

Friday

Discussion on Sweetness and Color Perception

Smokey Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Craig Jones Man, it's "the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice".

Smokey Yeah, well, yeah, she blacker than a motherfucker, too.

Friday

Consequences of Actions and Street Justice

Smokey You got knocked the fuck out, man! Give me my goddamn money. Payback is a motherfucker, ain't it, nigga?

[Running over to the knocked out Deebo; searching Deebo's pockets and takes the money from his shirt pocket; raising the money to a knocked out Deebo's face]

Red My grandmother gave me this chain.

[Removing the silver necklace off Deebo's neck]

Ezal Deebo! Deebo! Man, you should've been bobbin and weavin'. Look at ya'. Get up! Since you ain't, maybe I'll take these shoes! Big foot, motherfucker. You can have your knife too. Cause I steal, I don't kill.

[He takes Deebo's sneakers and struggles for a bit before successfully removing them; He leaves the knife on top Deebo's chest]

Friday

Unexpected Encounter Between Friends

Ezel Smokey, what the hell you doin back here?!

Smokey Hey, nothin man. Hey, I'm fixin somethin'. Hey, just stay over there.

Ezel But I thought you wanted me to wash yo car?

Smokey Hey, man, wash it later. Stay over there.

Ezel Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but from over here, it look like you takin a shit!

Smokey Ezel! Get the hell out of my backyard!

Ezel Oh, it like-- Smokey, you've been eatin corn, huh?

Smokey Oh, get the hell out of my backyard, man!

Ezel All right, man. But, look, between me and you, man, when you're done, I'll clean all that shit for ya for two dollars, eh!

Smokey Hey, Ezel!

Ezel What?

Smokey You better not tell nobody, man.

Ezel Man, I'm not, man.

Smokey Keep on the down low.

Ezel All right, I'm not like them. I'll keep it down, bro. (humming as he walks away) HEY! SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN A SHIT!

Smokey EZEL!

Ezel Well, I ain't gonna tell nobody else. (resumes humming)

Money Talks

Gun Violence and Personal Responsibility

Franklin Hatchett You know guns don't kill people. Stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people.

James Russel I'm enlightened.

Franklin Hatchett Yeah, let me enlighten your ass! Bring your monkey ass up-here. Got me running all over goddamn town.

Franklin Hatchett (Reciting lyrics from ]) You're his first, his last, his everything. I know there's only one like you and they could have made two. But your his sun, his moon his star. His kind of wonderful, that's what you are.

[[w:You're the First, the Last, My Everything|You're the First, the Last, My Everything]

Veronica Cartwright Is he quoting ]?

[[w:Barry White|Barry White]

Franklin Hatchett So you're his first, his last, his everything.

Memorable Quotes from Chris Tucker