Memorable Quotes from Christine Harnos
2 quotesCasual Conversation About Drinking Among Siblings
Jodi
Hey. Little brother. Is that a beer in your hand?
Mitch
Why, yes it is.
Jodi
Have you had more than one of those tonight?
Mitch
Ah, a few, I guess. Nobody’s counting.
Jodi
Hey.
[to Julie]
Julie
Hey, how’s it going? Hi.
[to Kaye]
Jodi
Guess I might as well get used to seeing you at the same social functions as me, huh? And uh ,hanging out with people I know? Oh, and what time were you supposed to be home anyway?
[they laugh]
Mitch
Oh jeez, I don’t know. A couple of hours ago, I guess.
Jodi
That’s bullshit. That's major bullshit. You know, Mom barely let me out of the house when I was your age?
Mitch
Aww.
Jodi
Aww. Hey, don't think for a minute she’s not going to be waiting up for you when you get home. Cause she will be. I’ve been through it. And she is tough.
Mitch
Just don't ask her to take it easy on me.
Jodi
What’s that supposed to mean? Take it easy on him?
[laughs]
Kaye
Let’s go smoke that joint.
Jodi
He is in for a surprise.
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Disagreement Over Television Show References
Kaye
You know, you guys were in class trying to list all the ] episodes without even a hint of irony.
[[Gilligan's Island]
Shavonne
What the hell are you talking about, girl?
Kaye
You weren't thinking about it, were you?
Shavonne
Gilligan's Island?
Kaye
It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy.
Shavonne
Oh my...
Kaye
Think about it. You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One a ], the other a ] type with a nice butt. So guys have it all, the madonna and the whore. Women get nothing; we get a ], an ], some ], I mean...
[[w:Ginger Grant|seductive sex-godess type; [w:Mary Ann Summers|healthy girl-next-door; [w:Gilligan (Gilligan's Island)|geek; [w:The Skipper|overweight middle-aged guy; [w:The Professor (Gilligan's Island)|nerdy scientific type]
Jodi
The professor... is sexy.
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