Christine Harnos

Jodi: Hey. Little brother. Is that a beer in your hand?

Mitch: Why, yes it is.

Jodi: Have you had more than one of those tonight?

Mitch: Ah, a few, I guess. Nobody’s counting.

Jodi: [to Julie] Hey.

Julie: [to Kaye] Hey, how’s it going? Hi.

Jodi: [they laugh] Guess I might as well get used to seeing you at the same social functions as me, huh? And uh ,hanging out with people I know? Oh, and what time were you supposed to be home anyway?

Mitch: Oh jeez, I don’t know. A couple of hours ago, I guess.

Jodi: That’s bullshit. That's major bullshit. You know, Mom barely let me out of the house when I was your age?

Mitch: Aww.

Jodi: Aww. Hey, don't think for a minute she’s not going to be waiting up for you when you get home. Cause she will be. I’ve been through it. And she is tough.

Mitch: Just don't ask her to take it easy on me.

Jodi: [laughs] What’s that supposed to mean? Take it easy on him?

Kaye: Let’s go smoke that joint.

Jodi: He is in for a surprise.

Kaye: [[Gilligan's Island] You know, you guys were in class trying to list all the ] episodes without even a hint of irony.

Shavonne: What the hell are you talking about, girl?

Kaye: You weren't thinking about it, were you?

Shavonne: Gilligan's Island?

Kaye: It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy.

Shavonne: Oh my...

Kaye: [[w:Ginger Grant|seductive sex-godess type; [w:Mary Ann Summers|healthy girl-next-door; [w:Gilligan (Gilligan's Island)|geek; [w:The Skipper|overweight middle-aged guy; [w:The Professor (Gilligan's Island)|nerdy scientific type] Think about it. You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One a ], the other a ] type with a nice butt. So guys have it all, the madonna and the whore. Women get nothing; we get a ], an ], some ], I mean...

Jodi: The professor... is sexy.