Memorable Quotes from Christopher Berry
1 quoteTension Builds Amidst Heated Preparations
Spencer Big Daddy Bennett
Now, unless they start shootin first, nobody shoot em. That's way too simple for these jokers. We're gonna whup that nigger lover to death. And I'm gonna personally strip and clip that garboon myself! Damn. I can't see fuckin shit out of this thing!
[puts his bag on]
Bradshaw
Are we ready or what?
Big Daddy
Ah hold on, I'm fuckin with my eye holes! Oh shit. I just made it worse!
[tears his bag]
Tennessee Redfish
Who made this goddamn shit?!
O.B.
Willard's wife.
Willard
Well make your own goddamn mask!
Big Daddy
Look! Nobody's sayin they don't appreciate what Jenny did.
Redfish
Well if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than this!
O.B.
What about you, Robert? Can you see?
Robert
Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good. More or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin all over and I'm ridin blind.
Randy
Shit. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra bags?
[tearing his bag]
Terry
No! Nobody brought an extra bag!
Randy
I'm just askin'!
Doug
Do we have to wear em when we ride?
Big Daddy
Oh well shitfire! If you don't wear em as you ride up that just defeats the purpose!
Redfish
Well I can't see in this fucking thing! I can't breathe in this fucking thing and I can't ride in this fucking thing!
[ripping off his bag]
Willard
Well fuck all, y'all! I'm goin home! Ya know, I watched my wife work all day gettin thirty bags together for you ungrateful sons of bitches, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! From now on, don't ask me or mine for nothin'!
[tears off his mask; rides away]
Big Daddy
Now look, let's not forget why we're here. We gotta kill a nigger over that hill there, and we gotta make a lesson outta em.
Randy
Okay I'm confused. Are the bags on or off?
Robert
I think, we all think, the bags was a nice idea. But not pointin any fingers, they coulda been done better. So how about no bags this time, but next time, we do the bags right, and then we go full regalia.
[The crowd agrees and starts to remove the bags]
Big Daddy
Wait a minute! I didn't say no bags.
[Crowd stops]
Randy
But nobody can see.
Big Daddy
So?
Randy
So it'd be nice to see.
Big Daddy
Goddammit! This is a raid! I can't see! You can't see! So what? All that matters is can the fuckin horse see! That's a raid!
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