Django Unchained - Tension Builds Amidst Heated Preparations
Spencer Big Daddy Bennett: [puts his bag on]
Now, unless they start shootin first, nobody shoot em. That's way too simple for these jokers. We're gonna whup that nigger lover to death. And I'm gonna personally strip and clip that garboon myself! Damn. I can't see fuckin shit out of this thing!
Bradshaw:
Are we ready or what?
Big Daddy: [tears his bag]
Ah hold on, I'm fuckin with my eye holes! Oh shit. I just made it worse!
Tennessee Redfish:
Who made this goddamn shit?!
O.B.:
Willard's wife.
Willard:
Well make your own goddamn mask!
Big Daddy:
Look! Nobody's sayin they don't appreciate what Jenny did.
Redfish:
Well if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than this!
O.B.:
What about you, Robert? Can you see?
Robert:
Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good. More or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin all over and I'm ridin blind.
Randy: [tearing his bag]
Shit. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra bags?
Terry:
No! Nobody brought an extra bag!
Randy:
I'm just askin'!
Doug:
Do we have to wear em when we ride?
Big Daddy:
Oh well shitfire! If you don't wear em as you ride up that just defeats the purpose!
Redfish: [ripping off his bag]
Well I can't see in this fucking thing! I can't breathe in this fucking thing and I can't ride in this fucking thing!
Willard: [tears off his mask; rides away]
Well fuck all, y'all! I'm goin home! Ya know, I watched my wife work all day gettin thirty bags together for you ungrateful sons of bitches, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! From now on, don't ask me or mine for nothin'!
Big Daddy:
Now look, let's not forget why we're here. We gotta kill a nigger over that hill there, and we gotta make a lesson outta em.
Randy:
Okay I'm confused. Are the bags on or off?
Robert: [The crowd agrees and starts to remove the bags]
I think, we all think, the bags was a nice idea. But not pointin any fingers, they coulda been done better. So how about no bags this time, but next time, we do the bags right, and then we go full regalia.
Big Daddy: [Crowd stops]
Wait a minute! I didn't say no bags.
Randy:
But nobody can see.
Big Daddy:
So?
Randy:
So it'd be nice to see.
Big Daddy:
Goddammit! This is a raid! I can't see! You can't see! So what? All that matters is can the fuckin horse see! That's a raid!
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