Memorable Quotes from Chris Lowell
4 quotesConfrontation at a Wedding Reception
Cassandra
I take it you're the groom.
Al Monroe
Yeah.
Cassandra
Then sit the fuck down.
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Nightmares of Men and Women Explored
Al Monroe
It's every man's worst nightmare, getting accused of something like that.
[about rape]
Cassandra
Can you guess what every woman's worst nightmare is?
[deadpan]
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Tensions Rise Among Friends and Lovers
Stanley Thomas
We miss her, Cassie. But god, we've missed you too.
Gail
And if you two decide to have sex on the counter, the bleach is in the back room. I don't want to walk in here tomorrow morning and see ass prints in the coffee grains. Got it?
Al Monroe
Fucking... stop moving! Stop fucking moving! Stop fucking moving! Fuck you!
[while smothering Cassandra]
Ryan Cooper
Do you want to go to dinner, you miserable asshole?
Madison McPhee
They all want a feminist in college, because it’s cool to have a girlfriend who cares about something. And statistically, feminists are more likely to do anal. That’s literal fact, by the way.
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Stereotypes of Southern College Women
Stuart Whitworth
Isn't that what all you girls from Ole Miss major in - professional husband hunting?
[to Eugenia]
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