Christopher Meloni Quotes

Gene Now finish up them taters, I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Gary Come on - what?

Gene Finish up the taters.

Gary And then what did you say?

Gene And then what did I say?

Gary You said you were going to... fondle your sweaters.

Gene Ah, uh - no I didn't. I said fondue with cheddar, I was thinking about making fondue with cheddar cheese for dinner tonight.

Gary No Gene, that is not what you said.

Gene That is what I said. Fondue with cheddar.

Leo Durocher Wake up, now ladies! Wake up! It has come to my attention that some of you fellas don't wanna play with Robinson. That you've even got a petition you've drawn up and you're all going to sign. Well boys you know what you can do with your petition you can wipe your asses with it.

Dixie Walker Oh come on, Leo...

Leo Durocher Come on what?

Dixie Walker Ballplayers gotta live together, shower together. It ain't fair to force him on us like this. Besides I got a hardware store back home-

Leo Durocher Screw your hardware store, Dix. And if you don't like it, screw you. Mr. Rickey would be happy to make other arrangements for you. Now, I don't care if he is yellow or black or has stripes like a zebra. If Robinson can help us win, and everything I have seen says he can, then he is gonna play ON THIS BALL CLUB. LIKE IT, LUMP IT, MAKE YOUR MINDS UP TO IT, BECAUSE HE'S COMING! And think about this when your heads hit the pillows tonight: He's only the first, boys. Only the first. There are more coming right behind him every day and they have got talent, and they wanna play. Oh yeah, they are gonna come scratching and diving. So, I would forget your petition and worry about the field because unless you fellas pay a little more attention to your work, THEY'RE GONNA RUN YOU RIGHT OUT OF THE BALLPARK!

Grand Wizard What in the nigger was that?

Gene ...I've seen more fucked up shit out there in five minutes than you've seen in your whole life.

Gary Well, I'm sorry Gene, and if I could change history I would, but-

Gene Fuck you! Now we need fifteen gallons of bug juice by snack time, do you know where the powder packets are?

Gary Yeah.

Gene In the pantry above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream, Wait... Forget that last comment.

Gary Did you say dick cream?

Gene No! I said ... stick... team, you know stick team! Stickball! Go away! Leave me alone!