Jason X - Challenge of Masculinity in Relationships
Janessa:
Why don't you just admit it? You want me.
Tsunaron:
I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.
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Jason X - Humor in the Face of Intelligence
Tsunaron:
How does he function with a brain that small?
Janessa:
Way manages.
Waylander:
That's very funny.
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Jason X - Probability of Survival Increases to 53%
Tsunaron:
Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds?
Kay-Em 14:
Statistical probability of survival just went up to 53%.
Tsunaron:
You want to go for 100?
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Jason X - Survival Odds in Jason X Discussed
Tsunaron:
What do you think? Are we going to make it?
Kay-Em 14:
That statistical probability of survival is 12%.
Tsunaron:
12%? Can you come up with better odds?
Kay-Em 14:
Nope.
Tsunaron:
Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's bullshit!
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Jason X - Miscommunication Between Characters Leads to Confusion
Tsunaron:
Whoops.
Rowan:
What do you mean, "whoops?
Tsunaron:
Nothing.
Rowan:
Not nothing. You just don't say "Oops." What "oops?
Tsunaron:
I think he saw me.
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Jason X - Morning Attitude in Jason X
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Jason X - Discussion on Polystyrene and Glucomazine Adjustments
KAY-EM 14:
So do you like them?
Tsunaron:
Sure, they're great. I wasn't sure that the polystyrine would bind properly with your outer...
Tsunaron:
Oh, geez. Looks like I'll have to double the glucomazine.
KAY-EM 14:
If they were fixed, would that make you happy.
Tsunaron:
Yeah, sure.
KAY-EM 14:
Maybe then you would want to have sex with me?
Tsunaron:
Er...well, you're not really programmed for that kind of stuff, Kay-Em. It might fry your emotional cortex.
KAY-EM 14:
You are afraid I would malfunction?
Tsunaron:
If past history holds true, you'll end up as psycho and batty as every other girl I've gone to bed with. I would never want to do that to you.
KAY-EM 14:
I wouldn't mind.
Tsunaron:
Look, Kay-Em. Let's not complicate things. I like our relationship just the way it is.
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Jason X - Identifying the Creature's Face in Jason X
Janessa:
What the hell is that?
Lowe:
My god, he's a monster. Can anyone tell me what's on his face?
Janessa:
Some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
Tsunaron:
It's a hockey mask.
Lowe:
Very good, Tsun.
Janessa:
What's a hockey mask?
KAY-EM 14:
Facial armor used in a sport outlawed in 2024.
Lowe:
Amazing. Absolute museum quality. We are looking at the find of the century, here.
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