Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 - Reflections on Earth’s Cultural Richness and Flaws
The High Evolutionary:
I visited your planet many years ago.
Peter Quill:
Earth hasn’t been my planet in a long time.
The High Evolutionary:
Your people had wonderful spirit. The art, and music, and literature were some of the finest in the universe. Earth would be a fabulous place where it not for the ignorance and bigotry.
Peter Quill:
Okay.
The High Evolutionary:
It inspired me to create Counter-Earth.
Peter Quill: [exasperated]
I don’t care!
The High Evolutionary:
All of the good and none of the bad.
Peter Quill:
I don't need to hear another speech by some impotent whack-job whose mother didn't love him rationalizing why he needs to conquer the universe!
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 - Conflict Over Adam's Development and Condition
Ayesha:
You removed Adam from his cocoon early, My Leige. He is still a child.
The High Evolutionary:
No, there is something wrong with him even outside all that.
Adam:
Yes, there's something wrong with me! I was stabbed, you extraordinary phallus--!
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 - Desire for Perfection and Its Consequences
The High Evolutionary: [last words]
Look what you done to me! For what? All I wanted to do, was to make things perfect.
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 - Demand for Compliance and Consequences of Failure
The High Evolutionary:
They will die unless you BRING ME WHAT IS MINE!!!
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 - High Evolutionary's Defeat in Crying Contest
The High Evolutionary: [mimics Rocket crying]
All right, P13! You win the crying contest. Now back in the cage.
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 - The High Evolutionary's Declaration of Authority
The High Evolutionary:
THERE IS NO GOD! THAT'S WHY I STEPPED IN!
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 - The High Evolutionary's Frustration with Language
The High Evolutionary:
BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT!!! That rancid word.
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 - Perfecting the Universe, Not Conquering It
The High Evolutionary:
I'm not trying to conquer the universe. I'm perfecting it.
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 - The High Evolutionary's Threat to Civilization
The High Evolutionary:
Find 89P13 and return it to me, or I will destroy your entire civilization, as is my right as your maker!
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 - The High Evolutionary on Creation and Ego
The High Evolutionary:
I created you lot as merely an aesthetic experiment; beautiful numbskulls. But your egos have run wild.
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