Cindy Grover

Doug: [pumping up his boat as the shark watches from below; he fills up his boat with too much air and it bursts; Mike, Jackie, and Andy laugh] Mr. Christian! Mr. Christian! Pump up this boat! And shave off that dreadful mustache! England expects every man to do his duty! You may fire when ready, Quigley! Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! This will be our finest hour. Oh, shit!

Andy: Hey, Bligh, someone pop your balloon?

Doug: [the shark surfaces and goes right for Doug's boat; the shark hits Doug's boat, knocking him into the water; the group screams. Doug swims as fast as he can to Mike's boat and barely gets on; the shark then starts attacking it, causing everyone to panic] It's no problem, no problem. You sail your boat and I'll sail mine, OK?

Mike: [Mike hits his head on the hurt; the boat capsizes, sending Mike, Jackie, Doug, and Andy into the water] Balance the boat!

Bob: [as the shark swims around the boats] It's all right, it's all right!

Polo: [the shark swims directly in front of Marge and Sean, causing them both to panic] Watch out! Marge!

Lucy: Kevin, do something!

Marge: [she attempts to make a sharp turn, causing the boat to tip over and Sean to fall in the water; she jumps in after him] Sean!

Patrick: [his and Lucy's boat crashes into Timmy's, knocking him in the water] Timmy! Brooke!

Brooke: [as the shark disappears] Timmy, swim!

Bob: Where is it? Where is it? Get me out of here, Larry!

Larry Vaughn Jr.: I'm gonna get you outta here, don't worry!

Brooke: Larry, turn, turn, turn!

Doug: [Larry and Bob crash into Mike's boat] Goddamn!

Andy: [Marge pulls Sean up onto her overturned boat while Polo helps Timmy into his boat] Shit!