Bedknobs and Broomsticks - A Mischievous Proposal for the Colonel
Colonel Heller:
No, fraulein, this is not the invasion, just a little exercise, a minor raid to induce panic and to spread a little mischief. When you English get it through your head that the German forces can land at will whenever and wherever we please, perhaps you will consider a reasonable peace.
Charlie:
Not bloody likely!
Paul:
Go on, Miss Price. Do it to him.
Miss Price: [The colonel and a soldier read a map, ignoring Miss Price]
I must say, it's very tempting. Colonel, how would you feel about being turned into a nice white rabbit? I said, how would you feel about being turned into a nice white rabbit?!
Colonel Heller:
Be quiet, please!
Miss Price:
Filigree, apogee, epigee...!
Charlie:
Not again.
Carrie:
Your memory, Miss Price.
Miss Price:
Charles, would you kindly fetch me my notebook from the workroom, please?
Charlie:
Right-o.
Colonel Heller: [The commotion stops; Gives an order in German and continues working]
SILENCE!!! Fraulein, we have work to do. I am sorry, but I must send all of you someplace where you will no longer be a nuisance.
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Bedknobs and Broomsticks - Identifying the Essence of London
Paul:
Is this London?
Carrie:
Course it is. Can't you smell that lovely sooty air?
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Bedknobs and Broomsticks - Unexpected Encounters in a Quiet Home
Charlie:
Who else lives here?
Miss Price:
I live alone — it suits my purposes.
Carrie:
Sorry Miss! The cat scared us!
Miss Price:
It’s not exactly! It was you who scared him.
Carrie:
What is your cat's name?
Miss Price:
I don't like giving cats ridiculous names, I call it a cosmic thrill because that's the name it came with.
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