The Legend of 1900 - Confrontation Between Jelly Roll Morton and 1900
Jelly Roll Morton:
You can stick this up your ass.
1900:
You asked for it, asshole.
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The Legend of 1900 - A Seat and a Jazz Legacy
Jelly Roll Morton:
I believe you're sitting in my seat.
1900:
You're the one that invented jazz, right?
Jelly Roll Morton:
That's what they say. And you're the one who can't play at least you have an ocean under your ass, right?
1900:
That's what I say.
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