Memorable Quotes from Cliff Clark
3 quotesLife's Worth in Humor and Seriousness
Mike
But what if she's right? He didn't do it and they give him the chair?
Martin
Suppose they do? What difference does it make? There's too many people in the world anyway.
Mike
What's the use of talking to you? You think everything's a joke.
Martin
My son, it is. If it weren't, life wouldn't be worth living.
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The Nature of Violence and Humanity
Mike
Did you ever want to kill a man?
[referring to Meng]
Martin
My son, there's murder in every intelligent man's heart.
Mike
He's no man. He's a worm - the kind you ought to jump on with heavy boots.
Martin
You'll have to do an awful lot of jumping. The Earth is covered with em.
Mike
It'd be a real pleasure to cut his throat.
[while absentmindedly gesturing with his dinner knife]
Martin
Say, you're not kidding. Put down that knife!
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Judgment on a Neighbor's Mental State
Martin
Who is that citizen?
[noticing how Meng is eyeing the legs of a pretty young woman]
Mike
It's my next door neighbor.
Martin
He looks as though his mind could stand a little laundering.
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