Memorable Quotes from Cliff Gorman
6 quotesCommunication Through Unusual Means
Sonny Valerio
Where's he live?
Louie
Fuck, if I know. That's the next strange thing. I mean, I can't just call him up. Instead, he contacts me every day through a bird.
Sonny Valerio
Did you just say he contacts you through a bird? Did I just hear you say that?
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Inquiring About the Untraceable Button Man
Sonny Valerio
Now is the time to tell us everything you know about this mysterious ghostlike untraceable fuckin button man.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Poetry of War Explained
Sonny Valerio
If a warrior's head were to be suddenly cut off, he should still be able to perform one more action with certainty." What the fuck is that suppose to mean?
Ray Vargo
It's poetry. The poetry of war.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Desperation for a Drink
Emory
Who do you have to fuck to get a drink around here?
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Confronting Identity and Assumptions in Friendship
Michael
Do you know what it means to be in the closet?
Emory
Don't, Michael. It won't help to explain what it means.
Michael
He already knows what it means. He knows very, very well what a closet queen is. Don't you, Alan?
Alan
Michael, if you're insinuating that I'm homosexual, I can only say that you're mistaken.
Michael
Am I? What about Justin Stuart? What about Justin Stuart? You were in love with him. That's what about him. And that's who you're gonna call.
Alan
Justin and I were very good friends. That's all.
Michael
According to Justin, the friendship was quite passionate.
Alan
What do you mean?
Michael
I mean that you slept with him in college... several times.
Alan
That's not true.
Michael
Several times. Once is youth. Twice, a phase maybe. Several times, you like it.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
The Humor of Life and Death
Audrey Paris
You see, Sammy, in California everybody needs a car. I got a friend who bought a Mercedes just to get to the bathroom.
Davis Newman
This chick, man, without the benefit of dying herself, has broken down the process of death into five stages: anger, denial, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm. "Good morning, Angerdenialbargainingdepressionacceptance!
Davis Newman
There's all this bullshit about death with dignity. You know what death with dignity is, man? You don't drool.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.