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Clint Howard Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Clint Howard

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Mysterious Disappearance in a Chaotic Situation
Sheriff Loomis Kind of a mess now, don't you think?
Rughead The Gutterboy and Skank... They were... they were right there. And it's like they vaporized! They were adiosed by the kid in the turbo. I warned em! I warned em!
Loomis What are you trying to say, boy?
Rughead That Skank and Gutterboy were in there when the place blew. I know it seems impossible. I didn't know they had a kid in the car. I didn't know it was Jamie Hankins till he came up missing.
[coughs; cries]
Loomis So, what you're telling me is that Packard and the others killed Jamie Hankins?
Rughead Jamie Hankins was here the other night with a shotgun!
Loomis A dead kid with a shotgun?
Rughead I seen his eyes, Loomis. I seen his eyes... And I got a real bad feeling.
Loomis Bad feelings don't add up to resurrections, buddy. If it was Jamie Hankins, why'd they kill him off in the first place?
Rughead I've been too scared to say nothin'. Packard hated Jamie. Packard hates everybody. He hates me. I don't wanna get killed over something I had nothing to do with. Not now.
Loomis You go on home now and... You stay there till you hear from me, eh?
The Constant Role of Firemen
Ricco, Pathologist Jesus Christ! He's not going to sell you insurance, pick him up!
[to Brian about picking up the burned body]
Ronald Bartel The funny thing about firemen is... Night and day they are always firemen.
Satellite Crisis and Unexpected Humor
Johnson Sir, Dr. Evil's not bluffing. One of our satellites is falling out of orbit.
Colonel Which one?
Johnson It's the one that looks like a pair of-
Woman Melons! Big juicy melons!
[holds two melons in front of her]
Man Are they nice and firm?
Woman Well, what do you think?
Man Look at that! It looks like a set of giant-
[points to the sky]
2nd "T" Man Hey! A and N, you're late!
A" Man How we doin’, man?!
All 6 men Yeah! GO, TITANS!! Yeah!
A" Man Check it out! Those remind me of-
Ozzy Boobs!
Sharon Boobs, Ozzy?
Ozzy These filmmakers are just ing boobs!
[bleep]
Kelly What do you mean, Dad?
Ozzy Well, they're usin the same ing joke they did in the ].
[bleep; [Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me|last Austin Powers movie]
Sharon What ing joke?
[bleep]
Jack You know, the ing joke about the long, smooth rocket that looks like some guy's-
[bleep]
Colonel Johnson?
Johnson Yes, sir?
Colonel Any sign of that satellite?
Johnson No, sir. It's gone.
Unraveling the Mystery of Stella Lugosi
Cody Oh by the way, that was the final resting place of ].
[''An angry woman chases Cody's tour bus away from her house''; [w:Bela Lugosi|Bela Lugosi]
Tourist Then who the hell was that?
Cody Um, his stepdaughter Stella Lugosi.