Memorable Quotes from Clint Howard
4 quotesMysterious Disappearance in a Chaotic Situation
Sheriff Loomis
Kind of a mess now, don't you think?
Rughead
The Gutterboy and Skank... They were... they were right there. And it's like they vaporized! They were adiosed by the kid in the turbo. I warned em! I warned em!
Loomis
What are you trying to say, boy?
Rughead
That Skank and Gutterboy were in there when the place blew. I know it seems impossible. I didn't know they had a kid in the car. I didn't know it was Jamie Hankins till he came up missing.
[coughs; cries]
Loomis
So, what you're telling me is that Packard and the others killed Jamie Hankins?
Rughead
Jamie Hankins was here the other night with a shotgun!
Loomis
A dead kid with a shotgun?
Rughead
I seen his eyes, Loomis. I seen his eyes... And I got a real bad feeling.
Loomis
Bad feelings don't add up to resurrections, buddy. If it was Jamie Hankins, why'd they kill him off in the first place?
Rughead
I've been too scared to say nothin'. Packard hated Jamie. Packard hates everybody. He hates me. I don't wanna get killed over something I had nothing to do with. Not now.
Loomis
You go on home now and... You stay there till you hear from me, eh?
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The Constant Role of Firemen
Ricco, Pathologist
Jesus Christ! He's not going to sell you insurance, pick him up!
[to Brian about picking up the burned body]
Ronald Bartel
The funny thing about firemen is... Night and day they are always firemen.
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Satellite Crisis and Unexpected Humor
Johnson
Sir, Dr. Evil's not bluffing. One of our satellites is falling out of orbit.
Colonel
Which one?
Johnson
It's the one that looks like a pair of-
Woman
Melons! Big juicy melons!
[holds two melons in front of her]
Man
Are they nice and firm?
Woman
Well, what do you think?
Man
Look at that! It looks like a set of giant-
[points to the sky]
2nd "T" Man
Hey! A and N, you're late!
A" Man
How we doin’, man?!
All 6 men
Yeah! GO, TITANS!! Yeah!
A" Man
Check it out! Those remind me of-
Ozzy
Boobs!
Sharon
Boobs, Ozzy?
Ozzy
These filmmakers are just ing boobs!
[bleep]
Kelly
What do you mean, Dad?
Ozzy
Well, they're usin the same ing joke they did in the ].
[bleep; [Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me|last Austin Powers movie]
Sharon
What ing joke?
[bleep]
Jack
You know, the ing joke about the long, smooth rocket that looks like some guy's-
[bleep]
Colonel
Johnson?
Johnson
Yes, sir?
Colonel
Any sign of that satellite?
Johnson
No, sir. It's gone.
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Unraveling the Mystery of Stella Lugosi
Cody
Oh by the way, that was the final resting place of ].
[''An angry woman chases Cody's tour bus away from her house''; [w:Bela Lugosi|Bela Lugosi]
Tourist
Then who the hell was that?
Cody
Um, his stepdaughter Stella Lugosi.
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