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Hayate: [''Donovan has kicked Hayate from the building where the girls and Hayabusa are having their microchips harvested in the tubes. He then falls and plummets 3 feet, almost to his death, until a pair of arms save him, and both of them grunt. Hayate realises that Ayane is the one that saved him, and she doesn't know he's alive''] Ayane!

Ayane: [''She smiles at Hayate, surprised, and hugging him tightly''; ''Hayate and Ayane are locked in a passionate embrace and they kiss''; ''She and Hayate smile at each other''] I thought you were dead! I will never leave your side!

Smith: Well, well, it’s been a long time. I remember chasing you was like chasing a ghost.

Seraph: I have beaten you before.

Smith: [to Sati] That’s true, but as you can see, things are a little different now. And you must be the last exile.

Sati: The Oracle told me about you.

Smith: Really? And what did she say about me?

Sati: That you’re a bad man.

Smith: Oh, I’m not so bad once you get to know me.

Sati: I’m scared, Seraph.

Seraph: Come.

Sati: He’s following us.

Oracle: Mmm, I love that smell. I sure am gonna miss it.

Seraph: Oracle.

Oracle: I know, I know. Sati, honey! Take a few cookies and go with Seraph.

Sati: Can I come back? I would like to come back!

Oracle: I would like that too.

Sati: So I’ll see you tomorrow.

Oracle: I hope so, honey, I hope so.

Merovingian: [laughs; to the DJ; to Seraph; DJ shuts off music; Translation: The angel without wings; Laughs heartily] What in the hell? I don’t believe this. Hey. Hey! The prodigal child returns. L’ange sans ailes . Are you here for the bounty, Seraph? Tell me, how many bullets are there in those guns? I don’t know, but I don’t think you have enough.

Seraph: We only want to talk.

Merovingian: Oh yes, I’m sure you do. You have fought through hell to do so, yes? I’ll tell you what I will do. Put down the guns and I will promise you safe passage out of here.

Seraph: All three of us.

Merovingian: Oh yes, yes. Of course.

Merovingian: [Laughs; Translation: What a fine surprise, isn’t it?] Quelle bonne surprise, n’est pas? Who could’ve guessed we’d all be seeing each other so soon after our last meeting? The Fates are too kind. And since you, my little Judas, have brought them here, I can only surmise that the fortune teller has found herself another shell? Disappointing, but not unexpected. I do hope, however, she has the good manners to learn her lesson, and to remember that there is no action without consequence. And if you take something from me, you will pay the price.

Seraph: You know why we are here.

Merovingian: [Laughs] Come, now. What kind of question is this? Of course I know. It is my business to know. Some might think this a strange coincidence, but I do not. I am curious, though, as to how it actually happened. Do you know?

Trinity: No.

Merovingian: No? I didn’t think so. But it is always best to ask.

Morpheus: We want to make a deal.

Merovingian: [Laughs] Always straight to business, huh, Morpheus? Okay. I have something you want. To make a deal, you must have something I want, yes? And it so happens there is something I want. Something I have wanted ever since I first came here. It is said they cannot be taken, they can only be given.

Morpheus: What?

Merovingian: [Laughs] The eyes of the Oracle. I have told you before, there is no escaping the nature of the universe. It is that nature that has again brought you to me. Where some see coincidence, I see consequence. Where others see chance, I see cost. Bring me the eyes of the Oracle, and I will give you back your savior. That seems a particularly fair and reasonable deal to me. Yes? No?

Trinity: [A fight ensues, ending with everyone pointing guns at each other] I don’t have time for this shit. You wanna make a deal? How about this? You give me Neo, or we all die right here, right now.

Merovingian: Interesting deal. You are really ready to die for this man?

Trinity: [Cocks the gun she is pointing at his head] Believe it.

Persephone: She’ll do it. If she has to, she’ll kill every one of us. She’s in love.

Merovingian: It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.

Trinity: Time’s up. What’s it gonna be, Merv?

Seraph: There are no weapons allowed in the club. At the bottom of this elevator, there is a coat check girl, and if we are lucky, one man for checking weapons.

Trinity: And if we’re unlucky?

Seraph: There will be many men.

Q-Ball Gang Member #1: You’ve got to be kidding…

Q-Ball Gang Member #2: Holy shit, it’s Wingless.

Q-Ball Gang Member #1: I get it. You must be ready to die.

Seraph: I need to speak with him.

Q-Ball Gang Member #1: The only way you’re getting through this door is over my big dead ass.

Seraph: So be it.

The Oracle: Well, come on. I ain’t gonna bite ya. Come around here, and let me have a look at ya. My goodness, look at you! You turned out all right, didn’t you? How do you feel?

Neo: I, uh...

The Oracle: I know you’re not sleeping. We’ll get to that. Why don’t you come and have a sit this time?

Neo: Maybe I’ll stand.

The Oracle: Well, suit yourself.

Neo: [sits down] I felt like sitting.

The Oracle: I know. So. Let’s get the obvious stuff out of the way.

Neo: You’re not human, are you?

The Oracle: Well it’s tough to get any more obvious than that.

Neo: [referring to Seraph] If I had to guess, I’d say you’re a program from the machine world. So is he.

The Oracle: So far, so good.

Neo: But if that’s true, that can mean you are a part of this system, another kind of control.

The Oracle: Keep going.

Neo: I suppose the most obvious question is, how can I trust you?

The Oracle: Bingo! It is a pickle, no doubt about it. The bad news is there’s no way if you can really know whether I’m here to help you or not. So it’s really up to you. You just have to make up your own damn mind to either accept what I’m going to tell you, or reject it. Candy?

Neo: D’you already know if I’m going to take it?

The Oracle: Wouldn’t be much of an Oracle if I didn’t.

Neo: But if you already know, how can I make a choice?

The Oracle: Because you didn’t come here to make the choice, you’ve already made it. You’re here to try to understand why you made it. I thought you’d have figured that out by now.

Neo: Why are you here?

The Oracle: Same reason. I love candy.

Neo: But why help us?

The Oracle: We’re all here to do what we’re all here to do. I’m interested in one thing, Neo, the future. And believe me, I know – the only way to get there is together.

Neo: Are there other programs like you?

The Oracle: Oh, well, not like me. But… Look, see those birds? At some point a program was written to govern them. A program was written to watch over the trees, and the wind, the sunrise, and sunset. There are programs running all over the place. The ones doing their job, doing what they were meant to do, are invisible. You’d never even know they were here. But the other ones, well, we hear about them all the time.

Neo: I’ve never heard of them.

The Oracle: [[w:malware|Every time you’ve heard someone say they saw a ghost, or an angel. Every story you’ve ever heard about vampires, werewolves, or aliens is the system assimilating some program that’s doing something they’re not supposed to be doing.] Of course you have. ]

Neo: [[w: Trojan horse (computing)|Programs hacking programs] ]. Why?

The Oracle: They have their reasons, but usually a program chooses exile when it faces deletion.

Neo: And why would a program be deleted?

The Oracle: [[w:The Architect (The Matrix)|The Source] Maybe it breaks down. Maybe a better program is created to replace it – happens all the time, and when it does, a program can either choose to hide here, or return to ].

Neo: The machine mainframe?

The Oracle: Yes. Where you must go. Where the path of The One ends. You’ve seen it, in your dreams, haven’t you? The door made of light?

The Oracle: What happens when you go through the door?

Neo: I see Trinity, and something happens, something bad. She starts to fall, and then I wake up.

The Oracle: Do you see her die?

Neo: No.

The Oracle: You have the sight now, Neo. You are looking at the world without time.

Neo: Then why can’t I see what happens to her?

The Oracle: We can never see past the choices we don’t understand.

Neo: Are you saying I have to choose whether Trinity lives or dies?

The Oracle: No. You’ve already made the choice, now you have to understand it.

Neo: No, I can’t do that. I won’t.

The Oracle: You have to.

Neo: Why?

The Oracle: Because you’re The One.

Neo: What if I can’t? What happens if I fail?

The Oracle: Then Zion will fall. Our time is up. Listen to me, Neo. You can save Zion if you reach The Source, but to do that you will need the Keymaker.

Neo: The Keymaker?

The Oracle: Yes, he disappeared some time ago. We did not know what happened to him until now. He’s being held prisoner by a very dangerous program, one of the oldest of us. He is called the Merovingian, and he will not let him go willingly.

Neo: What does he want?

The Oracle: What do all men with power want? More power. Be there, at that exact time, and you will have a chance.

Seraph: We must go.

The Oracle: Seems like every time we meet I’ve got nothing but bad news. I’m sorry about that, I surely am. But for what it’s worth, you’ve made a believer out of me. Good luck, kiddo.

Trinity: Be careful.

Neo: Hello.

Seraph: You seek the Oracle.

Neo: Who are you?

Seraph: I am Seraph. I can take you to her. But first, I must apologize.

Neo: Apologize for what?

Seraph: [He and Neo have a huge martial arts fight] For this. Good. The Oracle has many enemies. I had to be sure.

Neo: Of what?

Seraph: [[w:Neo (The Matrix)|The One] That you are ].

Neo: You could’ve just asked.

Seraph: No. You do not truly know someone until you fight them. Come, she’s waiting.

Link: Where the hell’d they go?

Neo: [Walking in a hallway with several doors on both sides] These are back doors, aren’t they? Programmer access.

Neo: How do they work?

Seraph: The code is hidden in tumblers. One position opens a lock. Another position opens one of these doors.

Neo: Are you a programmer?

Neo: Then what are you?

Seraph: [He brings Neo to the Oracle who is sitting on a bench in a courtyard] I protect that which matters most.

Jade Warlord: The seeker from the prophecy. Not quite what I expected.

Jason Tripitikas: A man is dying on Song Mountain. I need the elixir.

Jade Warlord: The power to save a life for the power to rule a kingdom, a most generous offer. This man, a good friend?

Jason Tripitikas: And a good teacher.

Jade Warlord: The man who honors his teacher honors himself.