Colm Meaney Quotes

Jimmy Price You know why people like you can't leave this business? Because you make too much money for people like me.

Cody Black! You can't have black. Black's the color for a hearse or a taxi.

Shanks Now, his party piece, right... is lopping people's heads off, then fetching em back to his boss.

Gene If you have to kill a person, never ever tell a living soul.

Dragan Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining.

Duke Oh, you give a fuckin aspirin a headache, pal!

Tammy I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. Oooh it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What's a poor girl to do?

Crazy Larry Fucking females is for poofs!

Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr. Is this the band then? Betcha U2 are shittin themselves.

Rev. Robert Jones Have you no shame?

Morgan the Goat No... I can't think where I've left it!

Morgan the Goat I don't want Ffynnon Garw to be on the map because we begged for it, because we, we-we pleaded. No. If Ffynnon Garw has to be a thousand feet, then I say let it be a thousand feet! Put 20 feet, that's all we need, a 20-foot tump and we have our mountain!

Jones the JP I'm not sure how legal that is...

Rev. Robert Jones Yes, or ethical...

Morgan the Goat Legal? Ethical? Wh-- how legal was it to say that a thousand feet is a mountain and 984 isn't, uh? Uh? Do we call a short man a boy, or a small dog a cat? No! This is a mountain, our mountain, and if it needs to be a thousand feet, then by God let's make it a thousand feet!

Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr. That's fuckin blasphemy. Elvis wasn't a Cajun.

Morty Why did you keep the gun?

Gene I know it sounds silly now, but it was my favourite.

Morty You better not let the other guns know you have a favourite.

Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr. What did Evel Knievel want?

Jimmy Rabbitte God sent him.

Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr. What?

Jimmy Rabbitte God sent him.

Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr. On a fucking Suzuki?

Gene Listen, son. Let me explain something to you. Freddie's in intensive care with a bit of a brain haemorrhage. You were there at the scene. That's called joint venture. Now, if Freddie dies you're either in the dock with Morty or you're in the witness box putting him away. Think about that.

XXXX (points to a whiskey bottle in Gene's hand) You know, I will have one of those.

Gene This what being a gangster gets you. You're not in there cause I like you.

Morty I'm beginning to feel left out.

Gene Why? I seem to recall a friend of yours in intensive care after your little... reunion.

Jimmy Rabbitte Elvis is not soul.

Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr. Elvis is God.

Jimmy Rabbitte I never pictured God with a fat gut and corset singing "My Way" at Caesar's Palace.