Memorable Quotes from Conan McCarty
1 quoteConcerns Over Stuart's Playing Time
Coach
Wallace! Get up! There we go! That's right! Dig! Dig! Go downfield! Downfield! You guys, spread out! Spread out!
Eleanor
Well, George is getting a workout.
Frederick
Yeah! What bothers me is that every kid's had a chance to play except Stuart.
Eleanor
There's plenty of time.
Frederick
Plenty of time? Honey, there's 40 seconds.
Eleanor
You know, he did an excellent job of handing out the orange slices, and that's not as easy as it looks. All right, I admit it. I'm glad he's not in the game. I don't want him to get hurt.
Frederick
Honey, it's Pee-Wee soccer. Nobody gets hurt.
Player
Irwin, are you okay?
Coach
Are you all right, Irwin?
Irwin
Do I look all right?
Coach
Here. Come on.
Referee
Better substitute.
Coach
Tie game. Well, we could play with just 10.
Wallace
But we have George, so it's like having nine.
Coach
Wallace, we'll have none of that.
Referee
Come on, coach.
Coach
Stuart! Go in for Irwin!
Stuart
Mom, Dad! I'm goin' in!
Frederick
Yeah, Stuart!
Eleanor
Oh, dear.
Coach
All right, Stuart, I want you to watch your tail out there.
Stuart
Don't worry, coach, I won't let ya down.
Coach
Now go get em.
Player
Let's go, let's go! Come on!
Stuart
Over here! I'm open! I got it, I got it! I got it!
Eleanor
I'm goin down there and snatch him off the field.
Frederick
Honey, honey.
Eleanor
Knowing boys as I do, I think he might find that just a little... Embarrassing.
Coach
Get it, George! Go after it!
Wallace
Pass me the ball, lame-o! Come on!
Coach
George, shoot!
Stuart
I got it! I got it!
Coach
SHOOT!
Stuart
I got it! I got it!
Player
Yeah, I did it!
Stuart
I have to start wearing a cup.
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