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Constance Wu

Constance Wu Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Constance Wu

13 quotes
Friendship Dynamics and Social Discomfort
Rachel Chu This weekend was supposed to be mani-pedis, cocktails served in pineapples. This definitely wasn't on the menu. Why would Araminta even have friends like them? They're so mean.
[as they bury the gutted fish from her hotel room]
Astrid Young Teo Well, you grow up your whole lives together, you make excuses for people. Specially the morons.
[as they fill in the hole]
Surprising airport features and unexpected feelings
Rachel Chu Wow, I can't believe this airport has a butterfly garden, and a movie theater. ] just salmonella and despair.
[in [[w:Singapore Changi Airport|Singapore Changi Airport; [w:John F. Kennedy International Airport|JFK's]
Cultural Identity and Personal Challenges in Humor
Rachel Chu I'm so Chinese I'm an econ professor with lactose intolerance.
Unexpected Cocktail Dress Discovery
Rachel Chu You have a cocktail dress in your trunk?
[Incredulous]
Peik Lin Goh I'm not an animal, Rachel.
Planning an Adventure Beyond the City
Nick Young So, what about us taking an adventure east?
Rachel Chu You wanna get pork buns in the East Village. That's what it is, isn't it?
[thinking for a minute]
Nick Young I was actually thinking of further east.
Rachel Chu Like Queens?
Nick Young Like Singapore, for spring break? Colin's wedding. We've been dating for over a year now, and I think it's about time people met my beautiful girlfriend. Come on, I'm Colin's best man. Don't you wanna see where I grew up? Meet my family, my Ah Ma?
Lessons in Strategy and Negotiation
Rachel Chu Thanks for meeting me here.
Rachel Chu Don't worry about them. They're half-deaf and they only speak ].
[[w:Hokkien|Hokkien]
Rachel Chu My mom taught me how to play. She told me ] would teach me important life skills: Negotiation. Strategy. Cooperation.
[[w:mahjong|mahjong]
Eleanor Young You asked me here, I assume it's not for a Mahjong lesson. ]. My mother taught me too.
[Shows her tiles; [w:Mahjong#Melds|Pong]
Rachel Chu I know Nick told you the truth about my mom, but you didn't like me the second I got here. Why is that?
Eleanor Young There is a Hokkien phrase kaki lang'. It means: our own kind of people, and you're not our own kind.
Rachel Chu Because I'm not rich? Because I didn't go to a British boarding school, or wasn't born into a wealthy family?
Eleanor Young You're a foreigner. American – and all Americans think about is their own happiness.
Rachel Chu Don't you want Nick to be happy?
Eleanor Young It's an illusion. We understand how to build things that last. Something you know nothing about.
Rachel Chu You don't know me.
Eleanor Young I know you're not what Nick needs.
Rachel Chu Well he proposed to me yesterday. He said he'd walk away from his family and from you for good. Don't worry, I turned him down.
[pauses; pauses; pauses]
Eleanor Young Only a fool folds a winning hand.
[sighs]
Rachel Chu Mm no. There's no winning. You made sure of that. Cause if Nick chose me, he would lose his family. And if he chose his family, he might spend the rest of his life resenting you.
Eleanor Young So you chose for him...
[after a long pause]
Rachel Chu I'm not leaving because I'm scared, or because I think I'm not enough – because maybe for the first time in my life, I know I am. I just love Nick so much, I don't want him to lose his mom again. So I just wanted you to know: that one day – when he marries another lucky girl who is enough for you, and you're playing with your grandkids while the Tan Hua's are blooming, and the birds are chirping – that it was because of me: a poor, raised by a single mother, low class, immigrant nobody.
[Choking back tears]
Wealth Perception in Crazy Rich Asians
Rachel Chu So your family is, like, rich?
Nick Young We're comfortable.
Rachel Chu That is exactly what a super-rich person would say.
Caution Against Associating with Criminals
Destiny Ramona, quit bringing home strays. We're breaking the law here. We don't wanna work with criminals.
Different Perspectives on Wealth and Relationships
Nick Young When we first met, you had no idea who I was, who my family were. You didn't care!
Rachel Chu Yeah, I don't care about that stupid stuff.
Nick Young Well, exactly. You are so different from all of the women that I grew up with.
Secrets of the Past Uncovered
Rachel Chu Why didn't you tell me about my father?
Kerry Chu My husband wasn't a good man. He hurt me. But an old schoolmate of mine helped me through things and we fell in love and I got pregnant with his baby, that's you. I was so afraid my husband would find out and kill us both, so I just took you and I ran to America.
Desire for Privacy Amid Family Expectations
Rachel Chu So, if you have all this family there, why are we staying in a hotel? Aren't good Chinese sons supposed to stay with their parents?
Nick Young Well, because A: I'm not that good a son, and B: I just want you to myself, just for a bit.
Misunderstandings and Accusations in Relationships
Rachel Chu I thought I was here to meet your family, go to your best friend's wedding, eat some good food. Instead, I feel like I'm a villain in a soap opera who's plotting to steal your family fortune.
Nick Young What happened?
Rachel Chu I mean, I met Amanda. She told me that everyone here thinks that I'm the evil person that prevented you from moving back to Singapore last year but, when I didn't even know you were supposed to come home.
Nick Young You have every reason to be upset.
Rachel Chu I'm not done yet! There was also the gutted, bloody fish that Araminta's friends left for me in my hotel room on my bed next to the words Catch this, you gold-digging bitch'... written in big fat serial-killer letters.
A Proposal with Unforeseen Challenges
Rachel Chu Nick, what are you doing here?
[on the plane]
Nick Young I'm flying back to New York with you.
Rachel Chu Don't make this harder than it already is.
Nick Young I always imagined what me proposing to you would be like. You know what? I had it all planned out.
Passenger Right behind you.
Nick Young Don't mind me. I'd bring you to my favorite spot on the island. There's a hidden trail that I used to go to as a child. And there's a cove there that opens up to this beautiful lake.
Passenger Sorry, dude.
[bumps into Nick]
Nick Young Give me a second, coming through. When the sun hits the horizon, I get down on one knee. And the rest of the world would fall away. Because it would just be you and... Because it's just you... Sorry, I can help you with that. Right, stay there. Yeah. You too? Watch your fingers. Everybody okay? Cause I just need 30 seconds with this woman. Thank you. Coming through. Sorry. I know this is a far throw from a hidden paradise. But wherever you are in the world, that's where I belong. But I... Rachel Chu... Will you marry me? And make me the happiest man in this world?
[to a passenger struggling with her bag; to Rachel; to a passenger; climbs across seats; kneels; holds out his mother's ring]
Kerry Chu Yes! Yes! She will marry you!
Rachel Chu Yes! I love you.
Nick Young I love you, too.
Rachel Chu This is gonna be some flight back to New York.
Nick Young Well, I was actually thinking about staying one more night.