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Cooper Hoffman Quotes

Actor
The Long Walk - Cooper Hoffman at the American Cinematheque's Beyond Fest
The Long Walk - Cooper Hoffman Character Poster
The Long Walk - First Look at Cooper Hoffman and David Jonsson on a Night Walk
The Long Walk - First Look at a Group of Young Men
The Long Walk - First Look at Cooper Hoffman and David Jonsson

Memorable Quotes from Cooper Hoffman

16 quotes
A Conversation About Breathing and Awareness
Alana Kane Stop.
Gary Valentine What?
Alana Kane I can hear you breathing. Stop.
Gary Valentine Breathing?
Alana Kane Yes.
Confrontation and Duty in The Long Walk
Raymond Garraty #47 You're paid to shoot me, not look at me, motherfucker!
[''To the guard'']
Future Plans and Aspirations of Young Love
Gary Valentine I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg.
Complex Relationships and Affectionate Confessions
Jon Peters My only problem in life is that I love tail too much. I love it. I love it so much. I love it so much. Is that your sister?
Gary Valentine No.
Jon Peters It's your girlfriend?
Gary Valentine No.
Jon Peters I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day. You know how much tail I get?
Gary Valentine No.
Jon Peters All of it. It's all mine.
Repetition in Conversation
Gary Valentine You say everything twice.
Alana Kane I don't say everything twice! What is this, say everything twice?
A Playful Exchange on Coolness
Alana Kane I'm cooler than you. Don't forget it.
Gary Valentine I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady.
Alana Kane What was that?
Gary Valentine I said "milady".
A Request for Continued Companionship
Raymond Garraty #47 Just walk with me a little longer.
[''To McVries'']
An Unusual Conversation About Anatomy
Jon Peters How big is your penis hole?
Gary Valentine ...normal-sized?
Jon Peters How do you know that?
Desire for a Simple Treat
Peter McVries #23 Do you know what I want more than anything?
Raymond Garraty #47 What, Pete?
Peter McVries #23 An Orange Julius.
A Question About Physical Contact
Gary Valentine Can I touch them?
[Alana shows her boobs; She slaps his face]
Age Differences in Dating Perspectives
Alana Kane Are you asking me out?
Gary Valentine Yes.
Alana Kane I'm not going on a date with you, you're twelve.
Gary Valentine You're funny. I'm fifteen.
The Complexity of Violence and Humanity
Peter McVries #23 Garraty, do you have any idea how fuckin hard it is to kill a man? I'll kill a deer and that's hard enough. Like, killing a man is only easy for...for a certain kind of person.
Raymond Garraty #47 I'll become that kind of person.
Peter McVries #23 That'd be fuckin sad. Those kind of people can't see the beauty in this world.
Raymond Garraty #47 What fuckin beauty?
Peter McVries #23 The sky! The trees, the birds! Fuck, man, everything! You know what else is beautiful? Us. Cause we're...we're real friends, aren't we?
Raymond Garraty #47 Pete, what does it matter?
Peter McVries #23 Whether we have three hours, three days, or three decades, this moment? This fuckin moment? It matters, man. Say it.
Raymond Garraty #47 This matters. This moment matters.
Peter McVries #23 Yeah. Goddamn right. Let's continue.
Raymond Garraty #47 But it doesn't really matter, does it, Pete? Cause when this moment's over... ...I'm still gonna go fuckin kill him.
[whispering]
Peter McVries #23 Fair enough. But realize, even if you pull it off, they'll fuckin kill you.
Raymond Garraty #47 You don't know that shit. I'll be the winner. That's uncharted territory.
Peter McVries #23 But what about your mom?
Raymond Garraty #47 Oh, don't fuckin bring up my mom, Pete!
Peter McVries #23 What about your mom? Does she know?
Raymond Garraty #47 No, she doesn't. This thing's bigger than me and my mom.
A Playful Exchange Between Two Characters
Gary Valentine Hello, gorgeous.
Alana Kane Hello, handsome.
Gary Valentine Come here often?
Alana Kane No, cause I'm not a teenager. I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo.
Gary Valentine Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping?
Alana Kane Well, now that you mention it...
Gary Valentine Boyfriend trouble?
Alana Kane No boyfriend. So I don't really have trouble.
Gary Valentine Well, that's good.
Three Great Truths of Life
Hank Olson #46 There are three great truths in the world. A good meal, a good screw, and a good shit. And that's all.
Raymond Garraty #47 Olson's a smart man. You keep saying "crap", though. What's up with that?
Arthur Baker #6 It's always sounded a little less vulgar to me than the... than the s-word.
Peter McVries #23 Well, I ain't never heard of the Bible forbidding the word "shit".
A Son's Apology to His Mother
Raymond Garraty #47 I'm sorry, mom!
Debate on Worldview and Self-Importance
Alana Kane You don't even know what's going on in the world. You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine and whatever stupid shit you come up with.
Gary Valentine It does.
Alana Kane No it doesn't.
Gary Valentine Yes, it does.