Memorable Quotes from Cooper Hoffman
16 quotesA Conversation About Breathing and Awareness
Alana Kane
Stop.
Gary Valentine
What?
Alana Kane
I can hear you breathing. Stop.
Gary Valentine
Breathing?
Alana Kane
Yes.
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Confrontation and Duty in The Long Walk
Raymond Garraty #47
You're paid to shoot me, not look at me, motherfucker!
[''To the guard'']
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Future Plans and Aspirations of Young Love
Gary Valentine
I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg.
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Complex Relationships and Affectionate Confessions
Jon Peters
My only problem in life is that I love tail too much. I love it. I love it so much. I love it so much. Is that your sister?
Gary Valentine
No.
Jon Peters
It's your girlfriend?
Gary Valentine
No.
Jon Peters
I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day. You know how much tail I get?
Gary Valentine
No.
Jon Peters
All of it. It's all mine.
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Repetition in Conversation
Gary Valentine
You say everything twice.
Alana Kane
I don't say everything twice! What is this, say everything twice?
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A Playful Exchange on Coolness
Alana Kane
I'm cooler than you. Don't forget it.
Gary Valentine
I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady.
Alana Kane
What was that?
Gary Valentine
I said "milady".
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A Request for Continued Companionship
Raymond Garraty #47
Just walk with me a little longer.
[''To McVries'']
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An Unusual Conversation About Anatomy
Jon Peters
How big is your penis hole?
Gary Valentine
...normal-sized?
Jon Peters
How do you know that?
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Desire for a Simple Treat
Peter McVries #23
Do you know what I want more than anything?
Raymond Garraty #47
What, Pete?
Peter McVries #23
An Orange Julius.
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A Question About Physical Contact
Gary Valentine
Can I touch them?
[Alana shows her boobs; She slaps his face]
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Age Differences in Dating Perspectives
Alana Kane
Are you asking me out?
Gary Valentine
Yes.
Alana Kane
I'm not going on a date with you, you're twelve.
Gary Valentine
You're funny. I'm fifteen.
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The Complexity of Violence and Humanity
Peter McVries #23
Garraty, do you have any idea how fuckin hard it is to kill a man? I'll kill a deer and that's hard enough. Like, killing a man is only easy for...for a certain kind of person.
Raymond Garraty #47
I'll become that kind of person.
Peter McVries #23
That'd be fuckin sad. Those kind of people can't see the beauty in this world.
Raymond Garraty #47
What fuckin beauty?
Peter McVries #23
The sky! The trees, the birds! Fuck, man, everything! You know what else is beautiful? Us. Cause we're...we're real friends, aren't we?
Raymond Garraty #47
Pete, what does it matter?
Peter McVries #23
Whether we have three hours, three days, or three decades, this moment? This fuckin moment? It matters, man. Say it.
Raymond Garraty #47
This matters. This moment matters.
Peter McVries #23
Yeah. Goddamn right. Let's continue.
Raymond Garraty #47
But it doesn't really matter, does it, Pete? Cause when this moment's over... ...I'm still gonna go fuckin kill him.
[whispering]
Peter McVries #23
Fair enough. But realize, even if you pull it off, they'll fuckin kill you.
Raymond Garraty #47
You don't know that shit. I'll be the winner. That's uncharted territory.
Peter McVries #23
But what about your mom?
Raymond Garraty #47
Oh, don't fuckin bring up my mom, Pete!
Peter McVries #23
What about your mom? Does she know?
Raymond Garraty #47
No, she doesn't. This thing's bigger than me and my mom.
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A Playful Exchange Between Two Characters
Gary Valentine
Hello, gorgeous.
Alana Kane
Hello, handsome.
Gary Valentine
Come here often?
Alana Kane
No, cause I'm not a teenager. I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo.
Gary Valentine
Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping?
Alana Kane
Well, now that you mention it...
Gary Valentine
Boyfriend trouble?
Alana Kane
No boyfriend. So I don't really have trouble.
Gary Valentine
Well, that's good.
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Three Great Truths of Life
Hank Olson #46
There are three great truths in the world. A good meal, a good screw, and a good shit. And that's all.
Raymond Garraty #47
Olson's a smart man. You keep saying "crap", though. What's up with that?
Arthur Baker #6
It's always sounded a little less vulgar to me than the... than the s-word.
Peter McVries #23
Well, I ain't never heard of the Bible forbidding the word "shit".
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A Son's Apology to His Mother
Raymond Garraty #47
I'm sorry, mom!
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Debate on Worldview and Self-Importance
Alana Kane
You don't even know what's going on in the world. You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine and whatever stupid shit you come up with.
Gary Valentine
It does.
Alana Kane
No it doesn't.
Gary Valentine
Yes, it does.
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