Memorable Quotes from Corey Haim
21 quotesUnderstanding the Meaning of Leukoplakia
Maggie
Why do they call you ]? Does it mean something?
[[w:leukoplakia|leukoplakia]
Lucas
Leukoplakia is cancer of the mouth.
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Misfit Equipment and Unexpected Questions
Coach
What the hell are you?
Lucas
Excuse me?
Coach
Who suited you up?
Lucas
Well, I'd like to speak to you about that. This equipment just doesn't fit.
Coach
No, that's not the problem. It's you that don't fit. Now go turn it in.
Lucas
Excuse me. I can run really fast when I concentrate.
Coach
I said turn it in. Now, get off the field. All right, everybody inside for chalk talk! Shower up, first. Let's go, go, go, go, go, go!
[yells to the other players]
Lucas
You're making a big mistake. I'll be good at this. I can lower my center of gravity. See? Look. See? And my size, I gotta run fast. If they catch me, I'm dead.
[Lucas does a few little spins left and right]
Coach
Just, listen, little buddy. We got our first game this Saturday against Rockford and I don't have time to dick around with you.
Lucas
Well, I'm afraid... you'll have to, sir... dick around with me. The Supreme Court, by virtue of the sexual discrimination act says, that if anyone tries out for a team sport has to be given the same chance as everyone else. Now, if you wish to cut me based on my performance, that's your right, but I'll take you to court if you try it before.
Coach
What's this shit?
Lucas
I looked it up. My family's in law.
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A Discussion on Silver Bullets and Werewolves
Uncle Red
I mean, uh, what the heck you gonna shoot a .44 bullet at anyway... made out of silver?
Marty Coslaw
How about a werewolf?
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Forgiveness Amidst Tension and Betrayal
Edgar Frog
Cut the theatrics!! I know you're out there! Show yourself. That's a good way to get yourself staked, Sam.
Sam Emerson
Easy there, compadre. After all the stuff that you pulled? I think you can at least hear me out. I mean, I feel like you owe me that.
Edgar
You really expect me to act like nothing ever happened?
Sam
No. I've already forgiven you. It's water under the bridge.
Edgar
Stay there! You don't want it to go down like this.
Sam
Oh, it's going down like this.
Edgar
I'm warning you...
Sam
Hey, I'm trembling.
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A Cautionary Reminder on Timing
Sam Emerson
Don't kill anybody until we get back to you!
[to Star]
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Sam Questions a Girl's True Nature
Sam Emerson
It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them?... She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike!
[Star floats up]
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Curiosity About Michael's Behavior
Sam Emerson
You need sunglasses to talk on the phone? Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Friendship and Encouragement Amidst Chaos
Bruno
Luke, Luke! Get that ball away and puke! Ben and Luke! I'm going to puke!
Lucas
Let's go...
Ben
Don't let him scare you away!
Lucas
Scare me away?
Ben
Yeah, just tell him to eat shit.
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A Plea for Mercy from Sam Emerson
Sam Emerson
Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid, so just don't kill me.
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Tension Between Uncle and Nephew
Uncle Red
You wanna know what I think?
Marty Coslaw
No, we just called you out here to admire your pretty little face.
Uncle Red
You better watch your mouth, right now. You're on thin ice with me, son.
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Confrontation of a Brother's Transformation
Sam Emerson
Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book. You're a vampire, Michael! My own brother, a damn blood-sucking vampire! You wait til Mom finds out, buddy!
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Exploring the Nature of the Werewolf Myth
Jane Coslaw
In the made-up stories, the guy who's the werewolf only changes when the moon is full, but maybe he's like this almost all the time, only as the moon gets fuller...
Marty Coslaw
...the guy gets wolfier.
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Concern Over Lack of Television
Sam Emerson
What's wrong with this picture? There's no TV! Have you seen a TV, Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it means when there's no TV? No MTV.
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Emotional Vulnerability and Peer Pressure
Maggie
Come on out, Lucas. I know you're in there. I can see your feet. Have you been crying?
[joins Lucas under the bridge]
Lucas
Yeah. So what? I mean, wimps do that. Didn't you know? Just like big, strong guys.
Maggie
What do you want me to do, Lucas?
Lucas
I don't care. Just keep doing what you're doing. Go to bed with him.
Maggie
That's not fair.
Lucas
Yeah, a lot of things aren't fair.
Maggie
Lucas, you and I were just friends.
Lucas
Why?
Maggie
What do you mean, why?
Lucas
I mean, why just friends?
Maggie
Because that's all we were.
Lucas
Yeah, but why?
Maggie
Well, you're 14.
Lucas
Romeo was 14.
Maggie
I don't know, Lucas. There are certain people you like in a certain way, and others you like as a friend. I don't know why. You know about science, do you know why?
Lucas
Yeah. Actually, I do. It's called the process of natural selection. You ever heard of Darwin? The males who demonstrate physical prowess are the most attractive to the females. And by breeding with the strongest males, the females ensure survival of the species.
Maggie
You know how wonderful you are?
Lucas
Yeah, but it doesn't turn you on, does it?
Maggie
Lucas, we're just friends.
Maggie
What am I going to do with you?
Lucas
Go away. Go. Leave! LEAVE!! GO!! GO AWAY!!!
[Heartbroken, he gets up and goes to the nest; eyes her]
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Desire for Opportunity in Sports
Coach
What the hell are you doing?
Lucas
I'm ready to go in. I can run fast. I can win this game.
Coach
Just get out of here, will you?
Lucas
Look, just give me one chance. One play.
Coach
Get out of here, I said. Get off of the field.
Lucas
Look, I'll make you a deal. You have nothing to lose. They're whipping your ass, anyway.
Coach
Listen to me...
Lucas
Put me in, I'll never come back, I swear. Just let me play today. You have nothing to lose, just let me in.
Coach
Hear me good, you pissant, because I'm only going to tell you one more time.
Lucas
Don't you call me that. Don't you call me a pissant, you dumb, fucking jock.
Coach
What'd you say?
Lucas
You heard me, pencil-brain. I mean, who are we kidding here, who is the pissant? The second-rate coach of a third rate team or me?
Coach
What's your name?
Lucas
Lucas.
Coach
I mean your last name!
Lucas
Bly.
Coach
You're right, Bly. I've got nothing to lose by sending you in. Karger out! Bly in!
Lucas
What position?
Coach
Prone.
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Family Dynamics and Teenage Rebellion
Uncle Red
Where's your Mom?
Marty Coslaw
She and Dad are out back lighting the barbecue, yeah, and Jane's walking around in all these new clothes showing off her tits, acting like no one ever had tits before her.
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Plans Change Due to Relationship Issues
Lucas
So, you ready to go?
Maggie
I don't think we can go, Lucas.
Lucas
Why not?
Maggie
Cappie and Alise broke up today.
Lucas
But aren't they here?
Maggie
Cappie's here, and he's very depressed. Sit down.
Maggie
She was jealous, or she doesn't like me or something. She said she'd break up with him if he went through with it. She didn't want to go with us, Luke. So, I think we have to call it off.
Lucas
I have my bike. We can still go.
Maggie
He kind of needs someone with him tonight. I don't want to leave him by himself. He had tears in his eyes when he came over tonight. Can you imagine that big, strong guy crying?
Cappie
Hi, Luke. I am sorry, Bud. Am I a drag, or what?
Lucas
Listen. I think you should come to the dance with us. I think it'd cheer you up.
Cappie
Naw. I'd feel like a third wheel. We were thinking of going out for a pizza. Why don't you come with us?
Maggie
Yeah, why don't you?
Lucas
You're going out for pizza.
Cappie
Well, it's just a suggestion.
Lucas
If you're so depressed how come you're eating pizza?
Cappie
Maybe I should just go home.
Lucas
No. Go eat pizza. Don't let me spoil your depression.
Maggie
Are you okay? Where are you going?
Lucas
To the dance.
Maggie
By yourself?
Lucas
Hey, I'm a party animal.
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Deciding on a New Venture
Maggie
I think I'm going to do this today.
Lucas
Cheerleading?
Maggie
Well, check it out.
Lucas
What for?
Maggie
I might want to do it.
Lucas
What, be a cheerleader?
Maggie
I don't know. Is that all right, Lucas?
Maggie
Well, the way you were looking at me.
Lucas
Whatever. We can collect tadpoles tomorrow.
Maggie
Well, If I like it, I will be doing it tomorrow, too. They practice everyday.
Maggie
It sounds like fun, Lucas. well, didn't you hear what they said? Away games and buses and stuff.
Lucas
I guess everybody has their own idea of fun. Some people go to football games. Other people do less superficial things.
Maggie
Look, just because you don't approve of something, doesn't mean other people don't have a right to enjoy it. You're in the band aren't you?
Lucas
Yeah?
Maggie
So?
Lucas
So?
Maggie
So the band goes to football games!
Lucas
We're totally different!
Maggie
Why?
Lucas
Because the band does not have fun there!
Maggie
Then why do you do it?
Lucas
I don't know.
Maggie
Well, figure it out, and in the meantime don't call people superficial because they just want to have fun. Look, I'm new here. I don't know anybody. Why can't you be helpful and understanding about that?
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Threatening to Take Action
Randy
Look, baby. All right, I'm tryin to be cool to you, but I will drop the hammer. You want me to drop the hammer, baby?
[''To Eve''; ''Holds up hand in a manner implying [[w:domestic violence|domestic violence; ''Gets thrown onto a parked car by Eve of unexplained superhuman strength'']
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Body Image and Insecurities Among Friends
Bruno
Leukoplakia! They actually found a jock strap to fit you? Somebody should stop by home ec. tomorrow to pick up a thimble. Or maybe a thimble is too big. How about a contact lens and a band aid?
Lucas
Are you referring to the size of my penis?
Bruno
Yeah, I am.
Lucas
With a flaccid penis, it's the number of folds that count. Besides, I'm not semi-erect like some of you guys here.
Bruno
What did you say?
Lucas
A University of Chicago study. You can tell the fags in a warm shower by who's got the longest dong. Hey, yours seems to be growing even now.
Bruno
The hell it is!
Lucas
It IS, look!
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A Risky Encounter with Unexpected Outcomes
Maggie
You could have gotten killed.
[at the hospital, she begins to cry]
Lucas
Did we win?
Maggie
No way.
Lucas
Boy. They sure were big.
Maggie
I don't want you ever playing football again.
[she laughs]
Luca
Okay.
Maggie
You.
Lucas
Magpie.
Maggie
Locust. They're all gone, you know. The locusts. I was just outside. They aren't making any noise anymore.
Lucas
Not for 17 years.
Lucas
I'm sorry for doing this.
Maggie
I guess you had to.
Lucas
Yeah.
Maggie
You know, survival of the species and all. What are you thinking?
[both smile]
Lucas
I'm just wondering where we'll be when they come back.
Maggie
Who?
Lucas
The locusts.
Maggie
Gosh, I don't know.
Lucas
You'll be 33.
Maggie
Oh, wow.
Lucas
I'll be 31 1/2. I wonder if we'll still know each other.
Maggie
I don't know.
Lucas
I hope so.
Maggie
Oh, me too.
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